Sex Toys @ Boots

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  1. A disgusted mother is boycotting high street chemist Boots after she found her children playing with a sex toy near the checkouts. Alison Savory wrote to Boots chief executive Alex Gourlay after her sons, aged six and eight, picked up a purple Durex vibrator displayed 'prominently' in the store.

    I've seen it on display it's not that big!
    Would she prefer a 12" large dildo instead?

    Oh and it's is from the daily wail!
    Horrified mother boycotts Boots after finding her young children playing with a sex toy near the checkouts | Mail Online
  2. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    Is she tasty?
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  3. If they're not for kids, why are they called toys? Eh? Eh?
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  4. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

  5. If the kids don't know what they are then where's the problem?

    If they do know what they are then she should be asking herself some searching questions about her parenting skills.

    And then setting up a webcam.
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  6. What counter are they on in Boots?
  7. The 'Self Healing' shelf.
  8. Was she sure they weren't body massagers ?....... there quite similar i hear..
  9. Wait for the mumsnet outrage bus.
  10. They are with the condoms, lubricants and other aids. The reason I know is that the missus works for said company.
  11. Just going to pop over there and have a look see. Will report back if the milfs are upset....
  12. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Damn! Beaten to it. Still, I can get a discount on them.
  13. Were they Dildo Bagineses?.... and are they Hobbit forming...?
  14. What's she doing letting the little bastards run around in a store for anyway,
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  15. She's only pissed off 'cos one of them held it up and shouted very loudly "Mum,is this like the one you have got at home"
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