Sex toy tester . . . SOMEONE has to do it

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Fireplace, Mar 15, 2012.

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  1. Where's the pics?
  2. "Normal girl with a normal body!" She's gopping, hence no pics!
  3. I was disappointed as well.
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  4. She looks like Pete Burns.
  5. She's certainly as dorty...
  6. I was thinking more like Ting Ting, from Little Britain!

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  7. I wonder she she self inserts the butt plugs, or does she need an assistant
  8. She's one of her from last year. I would


    From her sister's FB account.
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  9. If I register myself as a new sex toy product, do I get to go round and smash her backdoors in?
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  10. Pics or it didn't happen!

    I'd have a go on it.
  11. What would you call yourself? Little Hampton?
  12. At least you know she fucks. I'd ride her like an epileptic horse.
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