Sex Slave Cult Uncovered in Darlington

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  1. Click here for this bizarre story....


    Couldn't resist...
  2. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Where do I sign up :)
  3. Dale's application was unsuccessful.
  4. Sorry but apparently they have a full quota of sex slaves.
  5. Best thing in the Telegraph for ages.
    I await the establishment of a "chapter" near me with interest.
  6. I was quite suprised to see mention of a pebble dashed, terraced house.

    I always thought the Sex Slave Cult in Darlington was centred around the nightclub 'Mardi Gras' on a Friday and Saturday night.
  7. Its only up the road, i will attempt to infiltrate the sect and if that fails, as mentioned mardi gras it is!
  8. Thought all women north of the Watford Gap belonged to that cult....... :twisted:

    Batten down the hatches Mr Christian...we could be in for some stormy weather ahead......... :mrgreen:
  9. Thought you said you were living in Richmond!
  10. L33t!
  11. I commute.
  12. I keep him in my cellar.
  13. I am an ex sex slave, it takes a bit of getting used to but after a few years of service, you move up in the ranks and start earning whilst training new recruits.

    The sect is very secular and it's not a case of joining, it is a case of Selection!!

    One day, you may get approached and get lucky!
  14. Goatman

    Goatman LE Book Reviewer

    Bugger commuting to Richmond from Upavon everyday !