Sex Shop

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by Bowser-Mong, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A man goes into a sex shop and asks for a sex doll.
    "Would that be a male doll or a female doll?" asks the helpful assistant.
    "A female doll, of course."
    "Certainly sir. Would that be a black doll or a white doll?"
    "Mmm...a black doll, I think"
    "Certainly sir. And would that be a christian doll or a muslim doll?"
    "Eh? I didn't know that mattered - what's the difference?"
    "Well sir, the muslim doll blows itself up!"
  2. absolutely superbly hilarious.