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Sex Shop

A man goes into a sex shop and asks for a sex doll.
"Would that be a male doll or a female doll?" asks the helpful assistant.
"A female doll, of course."
"Certainly sir. Would that be a black doll or a white doll?"
"Mmm...a black doll, I think"
"Certainly sir. And would that be a christian doll or a muslim doll?"
"Eh? I didn't know that mattered - what's the difference?"
"Well sir, the muslim doll blows itself up!"

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