Sex, sex, sex. Thats all you think about...

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  1. It seems to me that all soldiers seem to think about is getting their end away.

    Why is that?

    What do you do when you're not trying to rutt with anything in a skirt or to shoot someone who's trying to shoot you?

    Don't get me wrong, this isn't some feminist rant against men nor am I naive enough to think its just soldier boys. It's just that you all seem so much more outspoken about it than other men.

    I'm just curious
     
  2. Is there anything else to think/talk about or do?

    'Is it too big, is it too small, will the girls like this, will the girls like that............'

    Brian's Mum - The Life of Brian

    Edited for calling Brian's Mum 'Brain'
     
  3. In my experience, if you don't ask, you don't get.
     
  4. Because it's nice! :blowkiss:
     
  5. I waste my time by eating and sleeping.
     
  6. Also, find something else to rutt with, 'Animal, vegetable or mineral, I'll do anything to anything'

    The Baby Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells - BlackAdder II

    This is a Wah right!
     
  7. The simple pleasures are always the best!!
     
  8. Nice? NICE?

    You're doing it wrong if you think sex is nice!

    Its supposed to be a bit better than that.

    Mr Deputy are you?
     
  9. What are you wearing ??
     
  10. I think your being asked if your wearing knickers.
     
  11. Sex? Did someone mention sex? Yes please!
     
  12. are they edible?
     
  13. I hear that a lot..........! :shakefist:
     
  14. This is all very interesting.

    How do women soldiers cope being around you?
     
  15. There is more to life than sex, I find a good todger tug and a pint of lager brings immense quality to my life in the absence of a willing female friend.

    A wise man once said "there’s more to life than women and beer, I have no doubt that’s true, but up till now it hasn’t occurred to me"!