Sex, sex, sex. Thats all you think about...

It seems to me that all soldiers seem to think about is getting their end away.

Why is that?

What do you do when you're not trying to rutt with anything in a skirt or to shoot someone who's trying to shoot you?

Don't get me wrong, this isn't some feminist rant against men nor am I naive enough to think its just soldier boys. It's just that you all seem so much more outspoken about it than other men.

I'm just curious
 

nurse_ratched

Old-Salt
Is there anything else to think/talk about or do?

'Is it too big, is it too small, will the girls like this, will the girls like that............'

Brian's Mum - The Life of Brian

Edited for calling Brian's Mum 'Brain'
 

nurse_ratched

Old-Salt
Also, find something else to rutt with, 'Animal, vegetable or mineral, I'll do anything to anything'

The Baby Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells - BlackAdder II

This is a Wah right!
 
Nice? NICE?

You're doing it wrong if you think sex is nice!

Its supposed to be a bit better than that.

Mr Deputy are you?
 
There is more to life than sex, I find a good todger tug and a pint of lager brings immense quality to my life in the absence of a willing female friend.

A wise man once said "there’s more to life than women and beer, I have no doubt that’s true, but up till now it hasn’t occurred to me"!
 

daz

LE
Durham_Red said:
This is all very interesting.

How do women soldiers cope being around you?
That their lucks in :thumright: :hug:
 
Durham_Red said:
It seems to me that all soldiers seem to think about is getting their end away.

Why is that?

What do you do when you're not trying to rutt with anything in a skirt or to shoot someone who's trying to shoot you?

Don't get me wrong, this isn't some feminist rant against men nor am I naive enough to think its just soldier boys. It's just that you all seem so much more outspoken about it than other men.

I'm just curious
No you're bitter because you were pulled by a squaddie, you went back to his block and he tried to put his willy where you poo from. Either that or a picture of you with a dirty sanchez has made it round a barracks somewhere.
 
Bat Crab, I have never met a Squaddie in my life!

And I'm just trying to get an idea of what goes through your head-the head on your shoulders, that is.
 

warrant

Old-Salt
Durham_Red said:
It seems to me that all soldiers seem to think about is getting their end away.

Why is that?

What do you do when you're not trying to rutt with anything in a skirt or to shoot someone who's trying to shoot you?

Don't get me wrong, this isn't some feminist rant against men nor am I naive enough to think its just soldier boys. It's just that you all seem so much more outspoken about it than other men.

I'm just curious
Not all soldiers are the same some are perfect gentlemen and will wait until the right time
 

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