ah so I suppose if and when you post a joke you write your own material, if you do write your own material maybe your in the wrong occupation. I reckon that 50 pct of stuff on BB'S or FORUMS has come from some other site, jog on.
Many moons ago in darkest Uganda, "His Excellency President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular." Was in dire need of cash, so being the good Muslim he was,thought it a great idea if he invited one of the Saudi Royal family for a stay hoping to squeeze a few tens of millions of $ out of them in the form of aid (bungs)!
One of the numerous Saudi Princes duly turns up. Idi gets one of his most beautiful concubines to cosy up to him with strict instructions to do anything the Prince wants!
The next morning Idi sits the girl down & asks her what took place during the night.
"First of all" she says "he looks me in the eyes & tells me it is like looking into Lake Victoria" "Go on" says Idi, "he then undresses me and takes my brassiere off and tells me my tits are like twin peaks of Mt. Kilimanjaro", "Go on" says Idi getting a bit exited. "He then runs his hands down my stomach and tells me my belly button is like the Ngorogoro crater". Idi can hardly contain himself "What did he say about your big black cunt?"