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Sex or the sofa

A woman decides to try to spice up her sex life and so buys a pair of crotchless panties. She's sitting with her legs open opposite her husband who asks;

"Are you wearing crotchless pants?"

"yes" she replies seductively and her husband says

"Thank fcuk for that, I thought the sofa had burst!"

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