Sex or the sofa

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Hoolie, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A woman decides to try to spice up her sex life and so buys a pair of crotchless panties. She's sitting with her legs open opposite her husband who asks;

    "Are you wearing crotchless pants?"

    "yes" she replies seductively and her husband says

    "Thank fcuk for that, I thought the sofa had burst!"