Sex on the Beach - Cap D'agde

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by JoeCivvie, Jun 4, 2013.

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  1. Just seen some videos of Cap D'agde in France, which must be swinger central. A packed naturist beach and couples shagging, wanking and having oral sex everywhere.

    A Google for 'cap d'agde sex' should do the trick.

    It's definitely not Butlins or Disney.
     
  2. It's the Hull of the South.
     
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  3. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    But with a mere fraction of the BMI.
     
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  4. Its also a tad warmer.
     
  5. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

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    New fish for the BBQ.
     
  6. Unwashed gallic persons rutting like seals near a Pfizer (Viagra TM) marine wastepipe shoreline ....how very dreadful!

    Now don't knock Pontins/Butlins etc. they are 1A scutter rich environments...for starters single mums flock there on their benefit paid holidays and they are all still looking for a dad for little darren....or a sister a different colour to all the others.....then there's the bored wives with himself propping up the bar and the bored older daughter dragged along because she parties hard when they leave her at home...........



    ......PM me for bookings!
     
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  7. Did he used to play Rugby perchance?
     
  8. woopert

    woopert LE Moderator

    I thought that sort of behaviour wasn't allowed in places such as, say, the premises of hallowed institutes of learning? Or is that "pahramaceutical research of a recreational nature" when you invite certain friends to put their keys in the bowl? I'm not sure as I can be easily confused.
     
  9. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Looks like what some would call a 'rugby build.'


    Some would call it that, the rest of the world would say 'Ginsters build..
     
  10. There used to be a ferry which went from Cap D'Agde to an island designated as a Nature reserve, and one as a Naturist resort. As a 14 year old kid I recall vividly acidentally getting off at the Naturist resort with my parents. The ferry didn't return for 4 hours.

    That wasn't at all awkward.
     
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  11. And that folks, is the first time young ooooh_matron discovered the joy of public wanking.


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  12. I had a swing in the garden when I lived in Humberside but I was only 5 so too young to own any car keys.
     
  13. Well found Trigger.

    To be honest, it's a fucking great place to go. The proper way in is through the village, and you have to pay, but you cen get onto the beach a little further east then work your way round. It's a bit of a trial, and I gather there is some fencing there now/again, but it's quite easy to get round
     
  14. Don't you believe it, some real horrors go there
     
  15. He did mention a ruck with the All Blacks but I may have misheard.
     
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