Sex Mad Sarge caught by Mirror

#1
I know some people will say anything for a ride, but this is taking the p!ss a bit!

http://www.people.co.uk/news/tm_obj...68&headline=barmy-intelligence-name_page.html

BARMY INTELLIGENCE May 8 2005


Security scandal of top military terror expert who says he'll reveal our secrets for sex with strangers

By Tiania Stevens


A SEX-MAD Army terror expert is putting security at risk by boasting about his job to women he picks up on the internet for sleazy hotel romps.

Married Sergeant Mark Brown enjoys fixing up lust-filled liaisons behind his unsuspecting wife's back - despite leaving himself wide open to blackmail.

Today The People can reveal how he bombarded our undercover reporter with crude texts and emails while promising to spill details of his work if she fulfilled his sordid sexual fantasies.

Despite signing the Official Secrets Act, boastful Brown sent a message saying: "If I tell you everything do I get to have my wicked way with you?"

And believing our investigator was a married nurse, he begged: "If your super-soldier is willing to tell, is the naughty nurse willing to submit to the soldier's desires?"

Desperate to try to get our girl into bed, randy Brown bragged how he:

-SPECIALISED in international terrorism.

-WORKED undercover in Belfast to infiltrate the IRA.

-ADVISED the Army's top brass on Afghanistan and, incredibly...

-BRIEFED Prime Minister Tony Blair in person on threats to British troops stationed abroad.

Cheating Brown, 32, who has a three-year-old daughter with his wife, advertised himself in uniform on a website for lonely hearts.

After making contact with our reporter, he immediately boasted that he worked at the Army's Permanent Joint Headquarters in Northwood, Middlesex, which is the nerve centre for all Britain's military operations.

He then quickly agreed to a meeting at a plush hotel in Docklands, East London.

But before it took place he demanded to know: "What do you intend to be wearing when we meet?

"I am a sucker for a lady in a black dress and stockings, suspenders or a really sharp looking business suit."

Ex-squaddie Brown emailed a snap of himself in his regimental kilt when serving with the Black Watch.

The sleazy sarge also inquired: "Breast size? Willingness to experience and try new things in sex?"

But his crude texts and emails didn't stop there. In another he asked: "What contraception (if any) do you foresee us using? Are you on the Pill?

"If an accident happens would you be happy passing it off as your husband's child?"

At the hotel meeting, Brown was just as frank. The strapping soldier strode up to our girl, a huge smirk on his face as he revealed he'd told his wife he had gone out to play golf.

He was keen to go straight to a hotel room but our reporter managed to keep him talking in the foyer - and Brown was only too happy to go on boasting about his job.

Confirming he was with the Army Intelligence Corps - whose latin motto means "Knowledge gives force to the arm" - he said staff collate intelligence from countries where British troops were serving.

Brown claimed to have been posted to hotspots including Northern Ireland, Kosovo and Afghanistan.

And amazingly he also claimed to have had access to Attorney General Lord Goldsmith's advice to Tony Blair on the legality of going to war in Iraq - long before it was recently made public.

When asked about his access to other details relating to Blair and President George Bush, he bragged: "We are privy to and have access to that information.

"One of the reports I write weekly is to Tony Blair. I meet him for briefings. He doesn't know what the hell is going on, we are the experts and we go and brief him." Showing a talent for indiscretion, Brown criticised the then Defence Secretary Geoff Hoon and joked his nickname Buff Hoon was "very deserved".

Brown said he was desperate for some "no frills fun", but needed little persuasion to keep blabbing about himself as he eyed up our girl.

"There is a chance I am off to Afghanistan next month and I am definitely going there in September because I have the elections taking place," he went on. "I will be working in the embassy, meeting daily with the President."

He also boasted of working undercover against the IRA in West Belfast, saying the ceasefire was not as it was depicted on TV.

Our reporter made her excuses and left, but the former computer programmer from Scotland would not give up.

He continued to bombard her with messages begging for another meeting. This time he asked: "What exactly do you want to know? I will tell you everything when we meet up again. My work is quite fascinating. One question springs to mind, how much does it excite you - was it turning you on as we were talking? I hope so."

Brown then promised to spill details of the intelligence unit at his HQ if our reporter agreed to meet him for sex sessions.

He said: "I can describe it to you in the future. Can't wait to see you in the flesh again. Call me later and I will be able to devote all my attention to you. Your naughty soldier."

Finally he pleaded: "You could even come up to my house for some fun as wife is working afternoon and night shift." When confronted yesterday Brown said: "I haven't done anything wrong. It's quite upsetting. Please don't do this. There is nothing I have told you that I am not allowed to. I was going to call and tell you I didn't want to see you again anyway."

An MoD spokesman said: "We will look into the allegations and investigate this further if need be."
 
#2
Ex-squaddie Brown emailed a snap of himself in his regimental kilt when serving with the Black Watch.
So is he in the Army or isn't he?

Sounds like the lefty rag is having a quiet week.
 
#3
Sounds like a walt trying to get his leg over. Never let the truth get in the way of a good story! Didn't think you green slime lot got attached to an Inf unit like the BW?
 
#4
ITs no more than some jumped up office junior pretending he's actually a senior buyer to charm some bint out of her knickers.

FFS, The Daily Mirror really is scraping the barrel.
 
#6
Suggestions for the headline on tomorrow's paper:

KING WALT EXPOSED BY MIRROR; TRUTH EXPLAINED ON ARMY WEB FORUM!

Quick - send for "Waltfinder General"; prepare the bonfire. Lets have ourselves a witch hunt!!!

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#9
This really is scraping the barrel. Whatever next? Can I suggest the following headline:

'Drunk Fat Bloke in Pub Tells Pretty Girl He Was SAS Assassin; Farts; Trips; Wonders Where She Went...'
 
#10
Showing a talent for indiscretion, Brown criticised the then Defence Secretary Geoff Hoon and joked his nickname Buff Hoon was "very deserved".
Funny...I haven't heard him called Buff for ages. It's too easy for him to pass it off as a play on words without intent. TCH is far better.

There is a chance I am off to Afghanistan next month and I am definitely going there in September because I have the elections taking place," he went on. "I will be working in the embassy, meeting daily with the President.
classic walt talk

He also boasted of working undercover against the IRA in West Belfast, saying the ceasefire was not as it was depicted on TV.
"...that's top secret information Blackadder..." - wow he MUST be high up if he is able to analyse the peace process and say that the "ceasefire was not as it was depicted on TV". what a genius. must have been SF to work that out!

Our reporter made her excuses and left, but the former computer programmer from Scotland would not give up.
former Black Watch, former undercover agent, former computer programmer. what a talented bloke. Probably worked at Deepcut as well. And probably involved in the whole "Diana murdered by the SAS/MI5" case as well. Oh yeah...and was the first guy into the embassy.

let's face it, we all talk bullsh1t. one time I even told some bird that I was respected in work.
 
#11
What????

Army dudes aren't sex mad?????

What's the world coming to???

Yeah what girl hasn't been told me some Army guy that he's the best and greatest???

What Army guy actually tells you the truth about his job and his life?

Please!

:wink:
 
#12
there are soooooo many knobs like that in my beloved corps makes the rest of us green slime mad, im not for glamourising the job its at best tedious and boring ,well it is in security
 
#13
It was probably BlondeBint's fella. She's prone to Walts and talk of SF. :lol:
 
#14
thenaughtyintsprite said:
there are soooooo many knobs like that in my beloved corps makes the rest of us green slime mad, im not for glamourising the job its at best tedious and boring ,well it is in security
Oh well, let's not criticize him too much for simply trying to make love to a beautiful er...journo.
 
#16
:roll: Thats so annoying, I was gonna use that line this weekend. Took me ages to think it all up and some nobber poaches my idea. Mind you I'm glad he got the Journo. (Lightning never strikes twice etc. etc.) :lol: :lol:
 
#17
TheHelpfulStacker said:
Ex-squaddie Brown emailed a snap of himself in his regimental kilt when serving with the Black Watch.
So is he in the Army or isn't he?

Sounds like the lefty rag is having a quiet week.
Sadly he is in. He is a serving walt if that makes any sense :) Most heard comment when this story is mentioned - "Couldnt have happened to a nicer guy."
 

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