Sex life non existant after marriage?

#3
Surely if it is good for you, it should be prescribed by the NHS. Those nurses must have some spare time.
 
#7
Wishful_Thinking said:
Easy, don't get married. :roll:
That's my plan!

What's wrong Arby....is the new Arbyette not putting out?

Rohypnol....it's the future.
 
#8
Well that explains why I'm getting so fat and my BFT time is up to 25 minutes.
 
#10
bobath_lost_his_account said:
Well that explains why I'm getting so fat and my BFT time is up to 25 minutes.
My excuse is that each time I give Arbyette a good seeing too she gives me a weightwatchers biscuit ;)
 
#11
smudge67 said:
bobath_lost_his_account said:
Well that explains why I'm getting so fat and my BFT time is up to 25 minutes.
My excuse is that each time I give Arbyette a good seeing too she gives me a **** biscuit ;)
Well, would you mind buying her dinner once in a while because, whilst I'm more than happy for you to chuck your spraff up her, I'm the one footing the bill here.
 
#12
arby said:
smudge67 said:
bobath_lost_his_account said:
Well that explains why I'm getting so fat and my BFT time is up to 25 minutes.
My excuse is that each time I give Arbyette a good seeing too she gives me a **** biscuit ;)
Well, would you mind buying her dinner once in a while because, whilst I'm more than happy for you to chuck your spraff up her, I'm the one footing the bill here.
I'll buy her a BigMac once in a while :)
 
#14
Mr_Deputy said:
smudge67 said:
arby said:
smudge67 said:
bobath_lost_his_account said:
Well that explains why I'm getting so fat and my BFT time is up to 25 minutes.
My excuse is that each time I give Arbyette a good seeing too she gives me a **** biscuit ;)
Well, would you mind buying her dinner once in a while because, whilst I'm more than happy for you to chuck your spraff up her, I'm the one footing the bill here.
I'll buy her a BigMac once in a while :)
Good idea - she'll probably be hanging for a decent bit of meat after you've been up her.
glad I didn't have to say it
 
#15
kes1 said:
"Forget about jogging round the block or struggling with sit-ups"

I'm cancelling my gym membership! :lol:
If Mrs Blake calls tell her I'm out doing some fitness training :wink:
 
#16
300 calories an HOUR?

Hmmm ... that means either you have to REALLY perform ...

or trade your old hubby in for two 25's.

:lol:
 
#17
The advice suggests "regular romps this winter" could lead to a better body and a younger look.

Increased production of endorphins "will make your hair shine and your skin smooth," it adds.
Didn't know endorphins contained protein? Well you learn something new every day.

Or that bit was written by a burd...

"No no not my face , mind my hair...."
 
#18
IvyGrad said:
300 calories an HOUR?

Hmmm ... that means either you have to REALLY perform ...

or trade your old hubby in for two 25's.

:lol:
But if we say that most men last an average of 10 minutes (I'm being nice here :p ) that means we can have six 25 year olds! :D
 
#19
kes1 said:
IvyGrad said:
300 calories an HOUR?

Hmmm ... that means either you have to REALLY perform ...

or trade your old hubby in for two 25's.

:lol:
But if we say that most men last an average of 10 minutes (I'm being nice here :p ) that means we can have six 25 year olds! :D
may only be 10 mins hun but wot a 10 mins lol
OR theres something much better on tv
 
#20
kes1 said:
IvyGrad said:
300 calories an HOUR?

Hmmm ... that means either you have to REALLY perform ...

or trade your old hubby in for two 25's.

:lol:
But if we say that most men last an average of 10 minutes (I'm being nice here :p ) that means we can have six 25 year olds! :D
<snigger> Ladies I am liking your style! :lol:
 

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