Sex life non existant after marriage?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by kes1, Aug 13, 2008.

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    If your wife tries the headache excuse just tell her sex is good for her, provides a workout worthy of an athlete and will even reduce wrinkles....

    ...ok, you might want to leave the 'wrinkles' bit out! :D
  2. and invaluable stretching when done properly ;)
  3. Surely if it is good for you, it should be prescribed by the NHS. Those nurses must have some spare time.
  4. "Forget about jogging round the block or struggling with sit-ups"

    I'm cancelling my gym membership! :lol:
  5. fcuk me, its non existant just now, if I marry the b'tch, my d'ck will probably go inside me.
  6. Easy, don't get married. :roll:
  7. That's my plan!

    What's wrong the new Arbyette not putting out?'s the future.
  8. Well that explains why I'm getting so fat and my BFT time is up to 25 minutes.
  9. Seconded. I'm done with that shite. Meaningless, frivilous relationships are the way forward.
  10. My excuse is that each time I give Arbyette a good seeing too she gives me a weightwatchers biscuit ;)
  11. Well, would you mind buying her dinner once in a while because, whilst I'm more than happy for you to chuck your spraff up her, I'm the one footing the bill here.
  12. I'll buy her a BigMac once in a while :)
  13. Just waiting for the call sweetness, just sat here waiting. :blowkiss:
  14. glad I didn't have to say it
  15. If Mrs Blake calls tell her I'm out doing some fitness training :wink: