Sex life non existant after marriage?

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  1. kes1

    kes1 Crow

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4703166.stm

    If your wife tries the headache excuse just tell her sex is good for her, provides a workout worthy of an athlete and will even reduce wrinkles....


    ...ok, you might want to leave the 'wrinkles' bit out! :D
     
  2. smudge67

    smudge67 Crow

    and invaluable stretching when done properly ;)
     
  3. Thomas_Blake

    Thomas_Blake Clanker

    Surely if it is good for you, it should be prescribed by the NHS. Those nurses must have some spare time.
     
  4. kes1

    kes1 Crow

    "Forget about jogging round the block or struggling with sit-ups"

    I'm cancelling my gym membership! :lol:
     
  5. arby

    arby LE

    fcuk me, its non existant just now, if I marry the b'tch, my d'ck will probably go inside me.
     
  6. Easy, don't get married. :roll:
     
  7. smudge67

    smudge67 Crow

    That's my plan!

    What's wrong Arby....is the new Arbyette not putting out?

    Rohypnol....it's the future.
     
  8. bobath

    bobath LE

    Well that explains why I'm getting so fat and my BFT time is up to 25 minutes.
     
  9. Seconded. I'm done with that shite. Meaningless, frivilous relationships are the way forward.
     
  10. smudge67

    smudge67 Crow

    My excuse is that each time I give Arbyette a good seeing too she gives me a weightwatchers biscuit ;)
     
  11. arby

    arby LE

    Well, would you mind buying her dinner once in a while because, whilst I'm more than happy for you to chuck your spraff up her, I'm the one footing the bill here.
     
  12. smudge67

    smudge67 Crow

    I'll buy her a BigMac once in a while :)
     
  13. Minnesota_Viking

    Minnesota_Viking War Hero

    Just waiting for the call sweetness, just sat here waiting. :blowkiss:
     
  14. arby

    arby LE

    glad I didn't have to say it
     
  15. Thomas_Blake

    Thomas_Blake Clanker

    If Mrs Blake calls tell her I'm out doing some fitness training :wink: