Two women were chatting and husbands entered the conversation. One said. "We've only been married for four months and already I've got a problem with him in bed. The other women became very interested. "What sort of problem ?" The first one said. "Every time he comes, he gives this ear piercing scream." The other woman said. "That's not much of a problem, lots of people make loud noises when they climax." The first one said. " It's a bloody problem for me. every time he screams, it wakes me up."