Sex for the Disabled

#1
Linky Thingy

A Swiss welfare group is recruiting volunteers to have sex with disabled people.

Form an orderly queue now :D
 
#2
Not bad for £65.00 an hour.

Count me in!!!
 

B_AND_T

LE
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#3
And if your doing a Mllaar their dribble would save on lube!
 

Biped

LE
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#4
Inclusive, morally a good thing (apparently), fun and profitable. Where do I sign?
 
#7
MDN will thrap himself into a crazed frenzy and burst a blood vessel! Somebody should check he's ok,he's not posting so the damage may already be done! Should we start an RIP thread?
 
#8
Sex for the disabled? NO NO NO, I'm outraged that anyone could suggest that this group of malingering wastrels should get any kind of jollies.

They could better spend the time that they are not having sex by producing useful things for the able bodied amongst us and not fobbing us off with lies about the latest piece of tat they are trying to sell.

Consider the disappointment I have suffered at the hands of these bennies:

Click here for outrageous lies by spackers

Do these people deserve sexual gratification? :x
 
#9
An all night sesh with one of these joey's could pay for my skiing trip of £520!!

Fcuking excellent!!
 
#10
All those wasted years doing it with them for free. There is no justice in this world!
 
#11
I'm Rich... RICH beyond my wildest dreams!!!

:D
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#12
£65 ? I can afford that from time to time. Who do I have to see, and can I make a direct debit?
 

B_AND_T

LE
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#13
old_fat_and_hairy said:
£65 ? I can afford that from time to time. Who do I have to see, and can I make a direct debit?
Would you have to make a deposit?
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#14
B_AND_T said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
£65 ? I can afford that from time to time. Who do I have to see, and can I make a direct debit?
Would you have to make a deposit?
Can do that, as long as I cam make a withdrawal too. Will there be interest?
 
#15
Hang on .... Clicky Linky Thingy suggests this is also for gays.

"But it is now providing full sexual intercourse and is also signing up gay volunteers to have sex with homosexual disabled people."

Read the small print before you sign up, or you could get a nasty surprise. ;-)
 
#16
German MLAAAAARs can get help from the townhall in the form of Sh'ag vouchers for local Brothels. A leg over is apparently a basic human right ( try explaining that to your missus after a skinfull ). They also get the cost of the taxis paid for them.

Who's the mong now?


I'll get my straight jacket!
 

Biped

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#17
blue_sophist said:
Hang on .... Clicky Linky Thingy suggests this is also for gays.

"But it is now providing full sexual intercourse and is also signing up gay volunteers to have sex with homosexual disabled people."

Read the small print before you sign up, or you could get a nasty surprise. ;-)
Very disturbing! I didn't realise they were a captive audience and that the people profering the service were pimps. "OK mlaaar, firstly, give us some of your benefit money, and we'll get you some sex, and then we'll mop you up and you can have a balloon, how about it?", "mllaaararrrr", "Good, that's sorted then".

I hope that they include the price of the 'props' in the deal. For the gayers out there, they will need something to roll the mlaar onto their fronts and then prop them up for the rear end action.

I want one with no limbs for some floating bathtub action.
 
#19
Surely an 'erotic touching' service is provided by some carers free of charge...?

Yep...Barbour...coatstand, that's me.
 
#20
Steady now, lads, you've obviously overlooked this bit:

"The big difference between the assistants and prostitutes is that the assistants show tenderness and are conscious of the needs of the disabled, rather than rushing and just taking the money," she said.
Bugger.

Anway, at £65/hr I reckon I'd clear about 14.7p per go.
 

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