Sex for the disabled? NO NO NO, I'm outraged that anyone could suggest that this group of malingering wastrels should get any kind of jollies.
They could better spend the time that they are not having sex by producing useful things for the able bodied amongst us and not fobbing us off with lies about the latest piece of tat they are trying to sell.
Consider the disappointment I have suffered at the hands of these bennies:
German MLAAAAARs can get help from the townhall in the form of Sh'ag vouchers for local Brothels. A leg over is apparently a basic human right ( try explaining that to your missus after a skinfull ). They also get the cost of the taxis paid for them.
Very disturbing! I didn't realise they were a captive audience and that the people profering the service were pimps. "OK mlaaar, firstly, give us some of your benefit money, and we'll get you some sex, and then we'll mop you up and you can have a balloon, how about it?", "mllaaararrrr", "Good, that's sorted then".
I hope that they include the price of the 'props' in the deal. For the gayers out there, they will need something to roll the mlaar onto their fronts and then prop them up for the rear end action.
I want one with no limbs for some floating bathtub action.
Steady now, lads, you've obviously overlooked this bit:
"The big difference between the assistants and prostitutes is that the assistants show tenderness and are conscious of the needs of the disabled, rather than rushing and just taking the money," she said.