sex escapades

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  1. Australian,Frenchman and Canadian were bragging about their sexual escapades with their wives. 'After I have zee sex wiz my wife,'said the Frenchman, 'I cover her wiz the crepes suzette and eat it sensually off her silky bare skin. She becomes so exited she rises centimetres off ze bed.' 'When I screw my wife,'said the Canadian, Í pour maple syrup on her and lick it off slowly. She's in so much goddam ecstasy she rises feet off the bed. 'Me says theAussie. 'When Ivé finished with my old lady I wipe my dick on the curtains and she hits the roof!