Johnny comes home from school and says "Dad, what's a cunt?" Dad gives him a slap and tells him not to be so rude, but Johnny begs him to tell him as his mates are all taking the mickey out of him for not knowing. Feeling sorry for him dad looks down and says "Follow me son" They go into the bathroom where his wife can be seen behind the glass in the shower. Dad says to Johnny "You see that big black hairy thing in between your mothers legs son?" "Well the rest of her is a cunt."