Sex Doll

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by thedurdles1, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Guy telephones a Sex Shop and says I have a complaint concerning the rubber sex doll I ordered, I paid £150, and when I inflated it, it has a bald head and a nine inch penis, what have you to say about it?"
    The assistant at the sex shop replied. "Sounds like you have got it inside out sir."
  2. Should read, Paddy or Murphy, it would make it more believable!!