Sex Doll

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by MontyB, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Guy rings the local sex shop and says, "Two months ago I paid £500 for one of your Premier Delux Rubber Sex Dolls, you assured me it was the most life like doll on the market, my complaint is, whilst appreciating it is very life like it seems to have developed a heavy head cold."
    The assistant replied. "There is nothing wrong with the doll sir, it just needs emptying once in a while."