sex at 75.

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by phil245, Oct 13, 2010.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    I recievied a leaflet through my door saying that I could have sex at 75. I was delighted, I only live at 61, So it's not too far to walk home afterwards.
  2. I live at number 15 - so I appear to have missed out.
  3. That is a belter, pmsl
  4. First heard from the legendary Bob Monkhouse about 20 years ago.

    Bob, is that you? Could it really be you?
  5. I live at number 70 so its seconds for you young man.
  6. I live at number 16 so I think I'll just have a wank.
  7. I live at 12. well, I say's more a drab existence.
  8. I live at 345, so no fucking chance!!! :frown:...........but the girlfriend is staying over for the weekend. :wink:
  9. Sex at 75? I think it could be a bit risky.

    I've had a blow-job while driving at 30mph though.
  10. My house has a name no number,what chance have I got?
  11. I live at 69....sorry, can't say too much.....mouth full.
  12. Depends...if it's called Ill-repute, good odds but if it's called Dunfuckin...not so much.
  13. Sophia Loren's 75. I would.