sex at 75.

phil245

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#1
I recievied a leaflet through my door saying that I could have sex at 75. I was delighted, I only live at 61, So it's not too far to walk home afterwards.
 
#2
I live at number 15 - so I appear to have missed out.
 
#4
I recievied a leaflet through my door saying that I could have sex at 75. I was delighted, I only live at 61, So it's not too far to walk home afterwards.
First heard from the legendary Bob Monkhouse about 20 years ago.

Bob, is that you? Could it really be you?
 
#5
I live at number 70 so its seconds for you young man.
 
#6
I live at number 16 so I think I'll just have a wank.
 
#7
I live at 12. well, I say live...it's more a drab existence.
 
#8
I live at 345, so no fucking chance!!! :frown:...........but the girlfriend is staying over for the weekend. :wink:
 
#9
Sex at 75? I think it could be a bit risky.


I've had a blow-job while driving at 30mph though.
 
#12
My house has a name no number,what chance have I got?
Depends...if it's called Ill-repute, good odds but if it's called Dunfuckin...not so much.
 
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