I am afraid, however, that I am unable to make a meaningful contribution to the original thread as, I am afraid, I am unable to bring myself to the point of doing the dirty with an ugly bird (...heh, keep quiet over there!)
At the risk of highjacking Shotgun's original thread, how about expanding it to those who may not be ugly but are of more mature character and may have passed their 'best before' date?
How about me starting the ball rolling with a few of the obvious? Diana Rigg? Felicity Kendall? Sigorney Weaver?
What is the next thing up from a 'yummy mummy'? 'Sweet fanny Granny'?
I'm sure the girls can also think of a few wrinkly blokes who still have that ol' magic......
There's one bint I've lusted over for a long time. In Hohne, when I was a pad brat, but sixteen or so, Princess Anne was at a disco for the lads of 14/20th Hussars. She had tight jeans on and a tee shirt. Fck me but she looked good in the flesh after all the press stuff I'd seen.