Earwigged the conversation of 2 lads on the train the other day. They, RTUing to Catterick from a Falklands Det, were boasting about their shagging experiences around the FI. Now, in my time in the FI (5 x 4 monthers between '82 and '90) a shag was virtually impossible. A brief chat to some of my ex mates from that era confirmed my thoughts. Not one of us managed the dirty deed in all our combined times down there. So, basically, did anyone have carnal knowledge (sheep/penguins/elephant seals don't count) whilst serving on the Islands?