Thought that would attract your attention! However, my query concerns the recognition and encouragement of gay relationships in the RN - doubtless Army and RAF will have to follow suit. Seems a little strange that no one doubts my fighting spirit and performance if I am fighting alongside my same sex paramour but throw up their hands in horror if the idea of women in the infantry is raised? Do I throw a wobbly if a girlie girl is wounded but soldier on if my moustache-wearing wheelbarrow pushing mate is downed? Having written this, I'm off to sit the the panic room.