• ARRSE have partnered with Armadillo Merino to bring you an ARRSE exclusive, generous discount offer on their full price range.
    To keep you warm with the best of Merino gear, visit www.armadillomerino.co.uk and use the code: NEWARRSE40 at the checkout to get 40% off!
    This superb deal has been generously offered to us by Armadillo Merino and is valid until midnight on the the 28th of February.

Sex and Calories

#3
Dolly, cannot access this at work!! so will have to wait for tonight!!

So.........are you going to tell us "how" you lost the calories????





Please??

edited due to uncontrollable excitedness
 
#7
So the poor man has just spent several weeks working 24/7 on ex and the first thing you do is jump his bone??


Well done you!!!

Can you have a word with Mrs PM and let her know that's how it is done!!
 
#11
I was told, in all sincerity, many, many moons ago by a geezer in a NAFFI Bar over a pint or 10 in BAOR.... that wanking 4 or 5 times a night in your pit... was the equivalent of a 2 mile run..... and I have no reason to disbeleive him.....

But B*gger me.... I've put on some weight since 1966..... It must be all those Big Maks and Large Fries and Donuts I eat.... :wink: :p :?

This same Geezer told me that One had to Bash the Old Bish, otherwise One's Sacks would fill up and explode.... so One has to 'empty' them every now and again.... Its True I telt Ye.... :roll: :oops:

What he didn't tell me, was after 30 or so years... I would develop RSI and an arthriticky right hand..... and a f**king big stain on the bedroom carpet.... even 'Cillit Bang' won't remove the stains.... :p :D

...and a Hump on Me Back from the strain.... :oops: :cry: :cry: :cry:
 
#12
uncle_vanya said:
I was told, in all sincerity, many, many moons ago by a geezer in a NAFFI Bar over a pint or 10 in BAOR.... that wanking 4 or 5 times a night in your pit... was the equivalent of a 2 mile run..... and I have no reason to disbeleive him.....

What he didn't tell me, was after 30 or so years... I would develop RSI
...and a Hump on Me Back from the strain.... :oops: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Uncle, I think you must be doing it wrong.
 

Latest Threads