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Sex After Surgery

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A surgeon went to check on his patient after an operation.
"You'll be fine," he said.

She asked ...
"How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"

The surgeon seemed to pause, and a small tear ran down his cheek from the corner of his eye, which alarmed the girl.
"What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"

He replied ...
"Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."
 

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