Sex After Surgery

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by happybonzo, Dec 18, 2012.

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  1. A surgeon went to check on his patient after an operation.
    "You'll be fine," he said.

    She asked ...
    "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"

    The surgeon seemed to pause, and a small tear ran down his cheek from the corner of his eye, which alarmed the girl.
    "What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"

    He replied ...
    "Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."
     
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