Sex addiction to be formally recognised as a psychiatric illness

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  1. Will it count if it's with your own hand?
  2. I wonder if you can get a sick note for it...?

  3. Hi...

    I'm asking on behalf of a friend who's too shy to post...

    Does cracking one out up to and over fives times a day come under this 'disease'? Also, if it is really a disease is there any chance of getting disabled parking, a plasma telly to watch porn on and more importantly can you die or end up in A&E from an eroded knob?


  4. Have they proved you can go blind yet??? What makes it an 'illness' ??
  5. If you''re a smack head they give you methadone, a heroin substitute. If you're a sex-addict will they give you a flesh-light or blow-up doll?
  6. Under the last labour govt you would prolly have got a few counselling sessions in BKK under a nashinole elf scheme. But with the state of the economy as it is today you'll be lucky to get a few days on the sick with a sick note for self inflicted RSI.
  7. Charlie Sheen's had a hand in this. Good to see he's getting a grip.
  8. Am I entitled to DLA?
  9. Anyone wanting to cure their sex addiction should have a go on my ex-missus by way of aversion therapy.
  10. Cheers mate, but I have a headache. Might just go to sleep instead....
  11. 'King psycho industry milking society here methinks. All sane people know that it's a virus brought by an alien wizard that causes sex addiction.

  12. The purpose of a diagnosis of sex addiction is that it turns bad behaviour into a symptom of victimhood. It's an instant, all-purpose scandal-killer and marriage-saver.

    It's not a proper illness like depression or schizophrenia - it's a lifestyle diagnosis for rich people caught with their knob out. So naturally the 'trade body' of American shrinks is all for it.
  13. Seems like South Park is in full agreement:

    (for some reason it's mirror-imaged)