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Sex addiction to be formally recognised as a psychiatric illness

#4
Hi...

I'm asking on behalf of a friend who's too shy to post...

Does cracking one out up to and over fives times a day come under this 'disease'? Also, if it is really a disease is there any chance of getting disabled parking, a plasma telly to watch porn on and more importantly can you die or end up in A&E from an eroded knob?

Thanks

DC
 
#6
If you''re a smack head they give you methadone, a heroin substitute. If you're a sex-addict will they give you a flesh-light or blow-up doll?
 
#7
Under the last labour govt you would prolly have got a few counselling sessions in BKK under a nashinole elf scheme. But with the state of the economy as it is today you'll be lucky to get a few days on the sick with a sick note for self inflicted RSI.
 
#14
The purpose of a diagnosis of sex addiction is that it turns bad behaviour into a symptom of victimhood. It's an instant, all-purpose scandal-killer and marriage-saver.

It's not a proper illness like depression or schizophrenia - it's a lifestyle diagnosis for rich people caught with their knob out. So naturally the 'trade body' of American shrinks is all for it.
 
#15
The purpose of a diagnosis of sex addiction is that it turns bad behaviour into a symptom of victimhood. It's an instant, all-purpose scandal-killer and marriage-saver.

It's not a proper illness like depression or schizophrenia - it's a lifestyle diagnosis for rich people caught with their knob out. So naturally the 'trade body' of American shrinks is all for it.
Seems like South Park is in full agreement:

[video=youtube;ohLNDDdarpw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohLNDDdarpw&feature=related[/video]


(for some reason it's mirror-imaged)
 
#16
Blimey so some of the boys on arrse are officially ill. You poor bu@@ers here was me thinking you were deviants and pervs, I do appologise.
 
#18
To quote S Milligan, former Gunnner:

"See I told you I was il!"

Wonder if 'er indoors will accept the excuse now then, seeing as it's official-like?
 
M

Mark The Convict

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#20
No-one expects you to admit it. I don't expect it, anyway. You haven't seen me admit to anything like that, have you?
 

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