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Sex addiction to be formally recognised as a psychiatric illness | Mail Online
Will it count if it's with your own hand?
I wonder if you can get a sick note for it...?
I'm asking on behalf of a friend who's too shy to post...
Does cracking one out up to and over fives times a day come under this 'disease'? Also, if it is really a disease is there any chance of getting disabled parking, a plasma telly to watch porn on and more importantly can you die or end up in A&E from an eroded knob?
Have they proved you can go blind yet??? What makes it an 'illness' ??
If you''re a smack head they give you methadone, a heroin substitute. If you're a sex-addict will they give you a flesh-light or blow-up doll?
Under the last labour govt you would prolly have got a few counselling sessions in BKK under a nashinole elf scheme. But with the state of the economy as it is today you'll be lucky to get a few days on the sick with a sick note for self inflicted RSI.
And wanking as a national sport.
Still, it give me an idea next time i stagger in, pissed, smelling of cheap perfume, covered in lipstick and a pair of panties hanging out of my pocket. "Sorry love, i had a relapse".
Charlie Sheen's had a hand in this. Good to see he's getting a grip.
Am I entitled to DLA?
Anyone wanting to cure their sex addiction should have a go on my ex-missus by way of aversion therapy.
Cheers mate, but I have a headache. Might just go to sleep instead....
'King psycho industry milking society here methinks. All sane people know that it's a virus brought by an alien wizard that causes sex addiction.
The purpose of a diagnosis of sex addiction is that it turns bad behaviour into a symptom of victimhood. It's an instant, all-purpose scandal-killer and marriage-saver.
It's not a proper illness like depression or schizophrenia - it's a lifestyle diagnosis for rich people caught with their knob out. So naturally the 'trade body' of American shrinks is all for it.
Seems like South Park is in full agreement:
(for some reason it's mirror-imaged)
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