Sex 4 times a Week Makes You Rich!

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  1. It's bollocks, 4 times a week is costing me a fortune.
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  2. Four times a week? Obviously ain't married!
  3. I though twice in 4 years was the married standard?

    Or is my wife shagging someone else? .......hmmmmmmm
  4. Bowmore_Assassin

    Bowmore_Assassin LE Moderator Book Reviewer

    Clearly the latter.

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  5. Mine doesnt stop bleeding for a week, showed her how to apply a field dressing, advised her not to remove it, just apply another, she doesnt like them, no wings?

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  6. My wife must think I'm having sex four times a week. There's no other explanation...
  7. I'm a fuxite better off having no sex at all.

    OK, so I have to cook & clean for myself & ensure a regular supply of freshly laundered wank socks & porn but I get to keep all the money too.
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  8. What a load of bollox, my wife and i only ever argue about sex and money, i'm sure she is charging me too much.
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  9. She gives me a fair rate, are you asking for extras?
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  10. 4 shags a week makes yer rich? Dunno about that but 7 makes yer weak.......
  11. So how does that explain our sink estates where having sex is the only alternative to trips to the offy and to signing on and where foreplay is watching the Jeremy Kyle show together?
  12. Inbreeding doesn't count.

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  13. Sex 4 times a week probably does make you rich………if you're a high class hooker!!!

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  14. Then howcome with the missus humping me like a horny rabbit any chance she gets, I'm still in feckin green kit?? Bollocks!