Seven Year Itch?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by The_Snail, Jul 21, 2012.

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  1. You could do the rest of arrse a favour, and stop logging on.

    Perhaps do the honourable thing, and BBR yourself?

    I bet you've not been to bed yet have you, you old soak.

    At least the kidney belonging to that tramp that Ian Tomlinson knocked over had the decency ti finally give up.

    No duff - you need serious professional help.
  2. Hasnt the Nuclear Canastan Cream sorted you rancid minge out yet!! 7 years is along time for it to itching!!
  3. Bowmore_Assassin

    Bowmore_Assassin LE Moderator Book Reviewer

    It'd be fucking dull on here without The_Snail being about.

    Mind you I have a small mind, a fucked up sense of humour and get bored easily.

    Save The_Snail ! Fucking splitters...

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  4. I blame Eodmatt...........
  5. Try pouring boiling water on it.
  6. Noel Harrison. Do I win?
  7. You have to click on the link in the first post so it can eventually make some sort of sense.
  8. Have clicked on link. Will attempt translation.


    Snail thinks the NAAFI is going down the brasco, about which MDN was chuntering in the 7-year-old thread linked to above.

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  9. Wel if the NAAFI is having a dry and un-funny spell, then for laughs I shall then have to go and chat to my mates, work folk, or maybe even watch some comedy on TV.

    I'm fortunate enough, that if the NAAFI doesn't have words like, minge, clunge and burning left piss flap in it, I am still able to avoid slicing my wrists open like it's the end of the world as I know it.