Seven sailors from HMS Talent and drugs

#43
At least our drug testing works you lying mong.
But apparently the system of punishment doesn't work being ineffective.
It is not the first case and are you sure that it is the last one?
 
#47
Yes, and even top commanders, generals have to pass drug tests.
Солдат российской армии проверят на наркотики
There is a system of periodic and snap tests for drugs.
Sailors on submarines are all contractors with very good salaries. For them even one positive test would mean dishonorable discharge. They would lose in this case many social benefits, including military pensions.
Maybe salaries and benefits in the RN are not so significant as some risk to lose them? Or maybe the 7 sailor would be allowed to serve further?
Did the Comrade Midwife drop you on your head at birth?

or are you imbibing the air force anti-freeze?

Overtaxed Russkies Drunk on Anti-Freeze Martinis
 
#48
But apparently the system of punishment doesn't work being ineffective.
It is not the first case and are you sure that it is the last one?
are you saying Russia n punishment and control does?

are you on krocodile like many of you comrades? That's the flesh eating drug manufactured from codeine and, er, petrol.
 
#49
@KGB_resident should write to captain (retired)
There are still conscripts in the Russian armed forces. And there are contractniks - contractors. As a rule they are the best conscripts who remain in the army to serve for salary.
As there are no conscripts in the HM armed forces then technically all servicemen(women) are contractors.
no, they're not. D*ckhead.

you're conflating two terms.
 
#50
Souffle??? You've never eaten on a boat, have you?

Shit on a raft, Commanches Bollocks, Train Smash, Chinese Wedding Cake - yes. But souffle?
There is a slight possibility that I was taking the píss :)
 
#51
What would be the point of testing Russians for cocaine? To ensure they take it to wake them up a bit from the stupor induced by (a) chronic vodka intake & (b) general Russianness?
 
#56
Depends on the mistake. They might be chefs, leading to a horribly burnt soufflé if they're off their tits on charlie. Absolute disaster, obviously.
As previously observed, the fact that they where shipping souffles out of the galley may be a combat indicator of substance abuse.

That said, in my experience of drug fuelled kitchens, they'd be fucking marvelous.

"Break out the 'white chopping board!'"
"Oui, Chef."
 

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