Seven dwarves

#6
I haven't seen many things today as amusing as dwarves playing boxing and penalties in the xbox! I;m sorry but their little legs are dead comical!!
 
#8
I am reliably informed by a mate that the beginning of 'Dwarf Porn' began with the evening antics of the Ooompa Loompas during the filming of Charlie & the Chocolate Factory. They were raging alcoholics & sauce monsters who got up to badness & whoring away from the cameras. It was secretly filmed and a whole new genre of movies evolved.

My wife is a dwarf and it is great. No VAT on clothing as she wears childrens clothes which are cheap. My only problem is that I can't nice lingerie in her petite size. Undressing her in her thirties and seeing 'my little Pony' on her knickers is somewhat of a turn off.
 
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#11
I am reliably informed by a mate that the beginning of 'Dwarf Porn' began with the evening antics of the Ooompa Loompas during the filming of Charlie & the Chocolate Factory. They were raging alcoholics & sauce monsters who got up to badness & whoring away from the cameras. It was secretly filmed and a whole new genre of movies evolved.

My wife is a dwarf and it is great. No VAT on clothing as she wears childrens clothes which are cheap. My only problem is that I can't nice lingerie in her petite size. Undressing her in her thirties and seeing 'my little Pony' on her knickers is somewhat of a turn off.
Your wifes taste in lingerie I found a turn off too.... woops !! when I 69 her I could only lick her toe out
 
#12
I met one in a pub with my wife one night, since we were all tourists we got talking, she was a yank , I noticed her hands whilst handing her a drink and thought to myself they would make my knob look like a grand national winner, I felt a bit of a tremble in the trouser department, am I a wrong un?
 
#16
thought to myself they would make my knob look like a grand national winner, I felt a bit of a tremble in the trouser department, am I a wrong un?
I got a hand and blow job round the back of the Libs club in New Ferry off a dwarf when I was much younger and it's the closest thing to having an 18 inch knob that any normal man will ever have. Fucking brilliant.
 

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