Set sail the good ship Compo!

Counselling officers and a crisis centre, is on site, Mccartney is raffling his Grandad for the 8000 passengers who claim to have been on board.
Liverpool FC will, as ever wear black armbands, in their hastily arranged charity match against the crew of the Titanic.

Mark The Convict

[video=youtube;z5G9W8Qblvw][/video]In the best possible taste...
Captain Schettino , who has had some difficulty finding work after his exciting adventure involving the cruise liner Concordia and several hundred ( real ) passengers , allegedly was the new skipper of this somewhat smaller craft. His nautical skills do not seem to have improved but are consistent … he has denied reports he was again the first to leave the stricken vessel .