Serving military? Had a DIY disaster recently? Channel5 TV Makeover Show Opportunity

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by CHANNEL5DIY, Mar 26, 2012.

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  1. DIY DISASTER? – NEW TV SERIES
    Have you or your partner caused a DIY disaster? Are you living in a downright dangerous nightmare?
    Have you bitten off far more than you can chew and have no idea how to finish?
    IWC Media, the makers of Location, Location, Location, are looking to uncover Britain’s worst DIY disasters for a brand new TV series on Channel 5.
    With the help of our team of experts we can rescue your home and turn it from disaster into the dream home you’ve always wanted.
    If you are desperate for help email buildrescue@iwcmedia.co.uk or call 0207 013 4069
     
  2. "Jeeves! Bring me my crayons!!"
     
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  3. Forastero

    Forastero LE Moderator

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  4. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    Is this an allegory for our work in sandy places?
     
  5. Does getting caught wanking by your Mrs count as a "Do It Yourself" disaster..?
     
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  6. Only if you were doing it over her sister.
     
  7. Oh ****.This will not end well.
     
  8. Lucy?
     
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  9. IWC Media,owned by Zodiak Media,based in France.Who in turn are partially financed by De Agostini.
    DeAgostini is a multinational financial conglomerate based on family owned private capital, controlled by the holding company De Agostini S.p.A, headquartered in Novara (Italy).
     
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  11. Where the **** did you get the plans for Britain's latest carrier?
     
  12. DeAgostini

    Those are the bastards who do those build the ARK ROYAL in 30 editions, magazines first edition just 99p all further £5.99

    Are they part of the MOD procurements team contract writing?
     
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  13. Negligent-Discharge

    Negligent-Discharge LE Book Reviewer

    De Agostini are the lot who've currently got an ad on UK tv on how to bake and make top cakes. The mag costs 99p and you get some crummy plastic thingy... if you read the small print you'll see that the price will sky-rocket by ££ after x issues.

    Sorry, didn't read previous post. Beaten to it.
     
  14. Sweet.Our Harriers will be able to land on that with no problems.
     
  15. Jesus, not the fcuking harriers thing again!!