Service related health problems. Whats yours?

#1
Mine is a facked ankle and 32% hearing loss in right ear.
Also rampant alcoholism and socially-crippling sarcasm
 
#2
Knees and back trashed, torn ligament in my left foot, incipient arthritis in my fingers, wrecked cartilage in my nose, piles and probably cirrhosis of the liver.

Basically, I'm fucked.
 
#3
Bloated belly from extreme John Smiths intake over the years.
 
#4
Two fecked ankles, both knees, left wrist and right hand :roll:

Oh, and a extreme hankering for wobbly.

Extreme allergy for the British weather :D
 
#5
heidtheba said:
Two fecked ankles, both knees, left wrist and right hand :roll:

Oh, and a extreme hankering for wobbly.

Extreme allergy for the British weather :D
Ah ah ah ah I told you it was fcuking chilly over here at the moment, you should be used to it being a sweaty.
 
#6
Chilly? Fcuking chilly?

If the airport staff didn't get me off that plane last night, I'd be back home, on the beach watching the football with a beer :cry:
 
#8
titanium pelvis, femur, cheek.. fecked back, and legs none of my own teeth

and a bit of a "man Flu" because it is getting to that time of year
 
#9
Knackered knees and shoulders, impaired hearing in right ear.
Young man's mind in an old man's body.
 
#11
Knackered knees, ankles, shoulder, selective deafness and occasionally blind drunk but apart from that current pulheems grade is P2 FE.
 
#12
Knackered back, knees, and ankle but I always was an ungainly bugger.

And I still have nightmares about the College Drill Sergeant at Sandhurst. :)
 
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#13
Completely f*cked actually. The 'war pension' is pawltry especially when compared with what a local policeman got for a slight loss of hearing in one ear (over twice what I was 'awarded'). At least partial deafness isn't going to kill him.
 
#15
Purely Mental. I've developed a strange attraction to fat, ugly women??

Oh also knees, back, hearing and warts
 
#17
Fallschirmjager said:
Left leg has fell off at the hip. Right arm has withered to 3" long. Both eyeballs are missing.
I think i saw you begging in Colchester town centre today mate, I was the one who gave you the cuppa :wink:
 
#19
Fallschirmjager said:
It was a bit salty. 8O
extra creamy just how you like it :wink:
 
#20
I've got a cleft pallet and a stammer...

Although in all seriousness I am in receipt of a war pension for injuries sustained on operations.

I fell down the cookhouse stairs in Bosnia and bust my back... :D

tis true..... Also got a touch of Astazou ear...
 

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