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Service related health problems. Whats yours?

Knees and back trashed, torn ligament in my left foot, incipient arthritis in my fingers, wrecked cartilage in my nose, piles and probably cirrhosis of the liver.

Basically, I'm fucked.
heidtheba said:
Two fecked ankles, both knees, left wrist and right hand :roll:

Oh, and a extreme hankering for wobbly.

Extreme allergy for the British weather :D
Ah ah ah ah I told you it was fcuking chilly over here at the moment, you should be used to it being a sweaty.
Chilly? Fcuking chilly?

If the airport staff didn't get me off that plane last night, I'd be back home, on the beach watching the football with a beer :cry:
titanium pelvis, femur, cheek.. fecked back, and legs none of my own teeth

and a bit of a "man Flu" because it is getting to that time of year
Knackered knees, ankles, shoulder, selective deafness and occasionally blind drunk but apart from that current pulheems grade is P2 FE.
Knackered back, knees, and ankle but I always was an ungainly bugger.

And I still have nightmares about the College Drill Sergeant at Sandhurst. :)


Completely f*cked actually. The 'war pension' is pawltry especially when compared with what a local policeman got for a slight loss of hearing in one ear (over twice what I was 'awarded'). At least partial deafness isn't going to kill him.
Fallschirmjager said:
Left leg has fell off at the hip. Right arm has withered to 3" long. Both eyeballs are missing.
I think i saw you begging in Colchester town centre today mate, I was the one who gave you the cuppa :wink:
I've got a cleft pallet and a stammer...

Although in all seriousness I am in receipt of a war pension for injuries sustained on operations.

I fell down the cookhouse stairs in Bosnia and bust my back... :D

tis true..... Also got a touch of Astazou ear...

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