Seriously...I've just had a prolapse

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by LBdr_Pigshagger, Jan 31, 2005.

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  1. Having been out a few years, and learning that one of your mates, who is now a senior rank has just been posted to Catterick, after a cushy RA life in Larkhill and Germany, would you:

    a) Piss yourself uncontrollably laughing

    b) Plan a few nights out at Scabs

    c) Both of the above

    d) All of the above

    You decide..

    Me? I haven't moved off 'a' yet... :D :D
  2. Dirt_Diver

    Dirt_Diver LE Moderator

    it has to be D)
  3. He should have quite a good time after living in the hellhole that is Larkhill. :twisted:
  4. I thought Sticky's was a perfectly reasonable place to socialise, and that it was reason enough to justify a posting to Larkhill, Bulford or Tidworth :twisted:
  5. General Melchett

    General Melchett LE Moderator

    Sorry old bean, they've knocked down Scabs and built a Lidl supermarket in its place for all the skippers from Colburn.
  6. Don't know when you were last up there Pigshagger, but Catterick is a lot better than what it used to be.

    Scabs is well gone as Melchy has pointed out . If you do get up there, get up to Richmond. Great ale and not a lesbian in sight!
  7. I heard there is a small memorial and a pile of flowers at the site of the former catterick school of dancing. RIP scorpion leisure (scabs). Anyone remember fat Pat who got her t1ts out every saturday night and that dodgy pool table that was often roped off. What about chips and gravy in a yorkshire pudding before going upstairs for more ale. Catterick will never be the same.