Seriously Determined Suicide

#1
Heads, You Lose!

This guy had one seriously warped imagination, must have been a shock to his passengers though.
 
#2
Heads should roll over this one.

(I'll get my coat-I would get a taxi as well but there's no driver... :p )
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#4
I think someone lamped him.
 
#5
Bah! Arriviste! Done in Australia yeeeears ago.

Corpse in front of panel van, severed head in back. Thought to be murder, until the back window was found to be shut, but unlocked. The wheel tracks were followed back to a gumtree, at the base of which was a long double-ended noose of fencing wire. Free end had been fed through back window and looped over driver's head, full acceleration...ouch.
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#7
It's quick, it's efficient. Job jobbed.
 
#9
Cab Driver Severs His Own Head Off In Suicide

Hate to be picky (ok I don't hate it at all) but sever means "cut off" so you can't "sever off" something. Good to see Murdock employs good Englandists
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#11
He had some neck, pulling a stunt like that.
 

maguire

LE
Book Reviewer
#14
well, if you give this kind of people enough rope...
 
#16
Can't you show a little respect?

The guy was probably stretched to the limit.........
 
#18
latest news report suggests that a gay passenger offered a sizeable tip if he gave head.
 

Legs

ADC
Book Reviewer
#20
'Officers are keen to determine if the dead man was a genuine black-cab driver.'
I thought he only lost his head. Surely the skin colour would still be apparent?
 

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