Seriously Determined Suicide

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Father_Famine, Jul 11, 2009.

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  1. Heads, You Lose!

    This guy had one seriously warped imagination, must have been a shock to his passengers though.
     
  2. Heads should roll over this one.

    (I'll get my coat-I would get a taxi as well but there's no driver... :p )
     
  3. mac_uk

    mac_uk LE

    Did he find out his next fare was Leslie Grantham?
     
  4. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    I think someone lamped him.
     
  5. auscam

    auscam Crow

    Bah! Arriviste! Done in Australia yeeeears ago.

    Corpse in front of panel van, severed head in back. Thought to be murder, until the back window was found to be shut, but unlocked. The wheel tracks were followed back to a gumtree, at the base of which was a long double-ended noose of fencing wire. Free end had been fed through back window and looped over driver's head, full acceleration...ouch.
     
  6. Billboard

    Billboard Old-Salt

    why not the old fashioned way blowing brains out jumping of the building etc. This is seriously fcuked up.
     
  7. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    It's quick, it's efficient. Job jobbed.
     
  8. Krek_Brizzle

    Krek_Brizzle War Hero

    'Officers are keen to determine if the dead man was a genuine black-cab driver.'

    It's no good trying to prosecute him now...
     
  9. Cab Driver Severs His Own Head Off In Suicide

    Hate to be picky (ok I don't hate it at all) but sever means "cut off" so you can't "sever off" something. Good to see Murdock employs good Englandists
     
  10. That's racist,that is.I'm telling Sir.
     
  11. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    He had some neck, pulling a stunt like that.
     
  12. auscam

    auscam Crow

    Fascist!
     
  13. I suspect an amateur tooth extraction that went horribly wrong :lol:

    Should have stuck with the old loop round the door handle method!
     
  14. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    well, if you give this kind of people enough rope...
     
  15. Hiraeth

    Hiraeth Old-Salt

    Wonder if he left the meter on?