Serial Slapper (allegedly)!

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  1. Serial mistress, who has had affairs with over FIFTY married men, reveals in shocking confession 'when men are with me, it's the wife who is the other women'Karen Marley, 45, is divorced - and says she's happier 'flitting around' than settling down 'Married men have had their rough edges sanded off,' she says. 'They are better trained' Karen, from Richmond, N.Yorks, says: 'I know married life isn’t for me. But I know that married men have the qualities I am looking for.

    More at: Confessions of a serial mistress: Affairs with 50 married men over the past six years and still not found Mr Right | Mail Online
  2. Thank fuck................ I thought this was going to be about me!

    But really shagging 50 men in 6 years is nothing, just down the road is Catterick, there are some serious slappers there.
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  3. You're a bit odd you are.:)
  4. I would...
  5. Not Guilty. She's fatter than me.
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  6. I'm staying single if it keeps her off my back.

    Where's my sock?????

  7. Isn't everyone(allegedly)?
  8. I would, anyone got her number?
  9. 07468 552943 Thank me later.

    Disclaimer: I hereby distance myself from any muppet daft enough to call the above number.
  10. German Jews in 1943 were fatter than you.
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  11. is it up your arse you fucking weirdo?
  12. Karen's number is engaged she must be on her back servicing her latest lover/client!
  13. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    So's a Twiglet..
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  14. Where's your avatar?

    Far far far away. I wonder why that is.....


  15. What time is guard mount,shouldn't you be behind it ?
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