Septics: How to survive your first Guinness

Discussion in 'Multinational HQ' started by msr, Oct 14, 2007.

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  1. msr

    msr LE

    Most visitors to Ireland can’t wait to try a real pint of Guinness.

    They are right. It’s the only country where you can get a real pint. The foreign stuff is the piss they scrape off the top. They have to get rid of it somewhere.

    However, your first pint is potentially the most lethal trap you will have to encounter. 99% of tourists give themselves away on this one. So here is how to do it….

  2. Did you read the comments!! Tennants and Harp!! Pah!

    T C
  3. And always order a pint, never a half, at least if you are male. If you order a half the bartender is likely to bring it to you saying "Here's one for the lady sir, now what can I get you"