Septic squaddie gets new privates .

[Edwardian Fred]

World first penis and scrotum transplant

Wonder who the donor was and if it's a colour match

 

[AdminVortex]

Is Jeff Stryker dead yet? If so, get digging and prepare me for surgery.

 

[uncle_vanya]

... bet they used to belong to Private First Class Bradelina Mainwaring..... they have been kept in a jar of best moonshine whiskey to keep them fresh....

 

[dingerr]

No I won’t be, before anyone asks.

 

[endure]

What a load of old cock.

 

[Purple_Flash]

Given the fact that they appear to be operating on a mannequin, I have little hope for success. Everyone knows that Action Man had nothing going on down there.

 

[CplFoodspoiler]

"They used a penis, scrotum and partial abdominal wall transplanted from a deceased donor."

I should bloody well hope so!

 

[lert]

So you know how some animal organs, like pig's livers, are a very close match for human and could be used for transplant with the right anti-rejection drugs?

Anyone know anything about horses? Asking for a friend is all.

 

[Egg on Leggs]

"They used a penis, scrotum and partial abdominal wall transplanted from a deceased donor."

I should bloody well hope so!

Yea, it's not like punting a kidney out.

 

[Edwardian Fred]

No I won’t be, before anyone asks.

Why not? You could get them to add this sound when you get a stiffie

 

[Egg on Leggs]

What would happen if he got a ghey cock?

 

[Mothman]

What would happen if he got a ghey cock?

Probably still better than no cock.

@jarrod248, care to comment?

 

[Sackerson]

As Spike Milligan's dad said to him, "Don't you worry about them old genitals, son, they;ll stand up for themselves."

 

[Roadster280]

"Ok, we're ready to begin, but first, I have a question - you're absolutely, 100%, cast-iron sure that you have no interest whatsoever in transgenderism? Because if you do, just say so now, and it'll save an awful lot of bother, pain and expense in future reversing all of this. In fact, if you do, we've got a bit of a head start here. What's it going to be?"

 

[jarrod248]

Probably still better than no cock.

@jarrod248, care to comment?

Don't know as I've always had one.

 

[dingerr]

What would happen if he got a ghey cock?

No way, you can shove that right up your arse.

 

[Egg on Leggs]

No way, you can shove that right up your arse.

Stop throwing yourself at me, I'm a married man.

 

[Ruckerwocman]

No I won’t be, before anyone asks.

I'll bet you bloody well would if the donor was Ron Jeremy. (The cock that appeared in a Thousand pornos.)

 

[CivvyPete]

"They used a penis, scrotum and partial abdominal wall transplanted from a deceased donor."

I should bloody well hope so!

Nah, you never know, it might've been fresher if they'd found a tissue match in someone queuing up for the old M to F gender reassignment.

 

[spaz]

I'd have stuck a tiny champ on him, just to see his face when the bandages came off.