Septic lesbian sailors share first gay kiss.

TheresaMay

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#2
Have you noticed though, how most Yank lezzers seem to be pretty fit (like the ones in the article)... whereas what do we get in the UK? Fucking bodybuilders with spikey hair and a distinct animosity towards the male species.

And to think most of you lot fantasise about being sandwiched in between them.
 
#3
As an enlightened and newly-politically correct sort of chap, can I be the first to congratulate them and say that the kiss would look much better with my cock in the midst of it.
 
#6
My brother worked for a photobooth company not too long ago and they were given a job providing a photobooth to a lesbian wedding in Brighton. Contrary to popular myth (even some of the old WRAC's were not bad you know, I met a quite nice one down at Lydd on one occasion) there are a lot of really looking great lesbian women out there. My brother came away from that lesbian wedding almost in tears having witnessed some really gorgeous fanny that wasn't available to him because it was batting for the other side.
 
#7
My brother came away from that lesbian wedding almost in tears having witnessed some really gorgeous fanny that wasn't available to him because it was batting for the other side.
Which is why he should have a hammer and rope on him, at all times.
 
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PrinceAlbert

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#8
I don't mind ugly fat munters being lezzers, but fit chicks?!?! Selfish cunts. I'd turn them.
 

FORMER_FYRDMAN

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#14
Did she really say: "It's been a long time coming"?
 
#15
Surely it can't be the first gay kiss, there must have lots of gay people who have kissed before, or don't gay people kiss like us hetro type people.
 
#16
Cracking pair. Cover me in chocolate and throw me in.

Have to agree with rgjbloke; I can think of a certain Irish lady who I know as a friend who's absolutely wasted on other women. I've asked (begged) her in the past to see sense (there's no room for pride, here) but she won't. And having known her for a few years, I've seen her with several girlfriends. They've all been stunners.

[Sob]

[Whimper]
 
#17
Its a good job theres no gays in the RN.
Or the army and crabs for that matter.

Actually, I'd say, statistically speaking, there's probably far more shirt-lifters that are pongoes.
 
#20
Fit lesbians in uniform? Fantastic. That's my wankbank stocked for later.

Anyone else think the raffle for the first kiss might have been rigged? Good drills whoever did it :)
It wasn't hard, did you see who came second?

 
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