Having looked around arrse, i notice a lot of humour floatiing back and forth across the big pond. So hence i thought i might open this thread where the fun can really begin. so the gloves can come off. Just remember its all done in the name of humour So heres and example just to get the ball rolling 'Hey y'all my name is cletus the yank with the billy bob teeth, My mother is also my dads sister,i come from the arse end of the hills, where i got me edumication and i shoot beer cans of the top of a automobile in my back yard, with a 12 gauge, then i gets called to go to war, were i shoot at everything my itchy trigger. be it moving or be it still i shoots it anyway....now wheres my moonshine'