Hiring a Septic car. As usual they cannot keep it simple like we do: Tiny car Small car Reps car Cruiser Pay for it on your Gold card and on you go Sir. They have 101 options. I have just booked a Premium 4 door Automatic which I imagined would get me a Chevy Impala at the very least. Turns out I have got a Nissan Maxima. Whatever the **** that is. Anybody got any tips on how the Septic car hire job works? I require an upgrade from Nissan which are made in Sunderland by monkeys. Cheers.