Sentimentality.......

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  1. He should have his head sawn off and buried in the rubble.

    Fuckwit.
     
  2. i have posted this one before
     

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  3. Bet that brought a tear to his eye!!
     
  4. It's certainly brought a tear to mine.
     
  5. ...and me. That stud must go pass straight through!

    Ouch.

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  6. Thats nothing, check our these fuck sticks..............





















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    A tattooed hermit known as the Leopard Man of Skye lives in a hut made of sticks and stones and bathes in a river. Tom Leppard dropped out of society years ago after spending £5,500 to have his body covered in spots. Once a week, the ex-soldier goes by canoe to buy supplies and pick up his pension.

    Mr Leppard told Grampian Television: "I spent too long in the forces, 28 years. I couldn't mix with ordinary people. I decided I wanted to be the biggest of something, the only one of something. It had to be a tattoo, one tattoo. This is one tattoo." Mr Leppard, who also has a set of fangs, is recognised by the Guinness Book of Records as the most tattooed man on earth. He says he would be plagued by "interfering busybodies" and children throwing stones at his window if he went back to civilisation.

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    A San Diego computer programmer who has spent £100,000 on tattoos and plastic surgery to turn himself into a "tiger" wants a fur graft. Dennis Smith is tattooed from head to toe with orange and black stripes and his teeth have been filed to needle point. He has also had latex whiskers implanted and surgery to his lips so he has a permanent snarl. He now wants a surgeon to graft tiger fur on to his skin, like a perma-wig.

    Mr Smith, who has changed his name by deed poll to Cat Man, said: "I have a collection of old tiger pelts from the days of hunting. I want these grafted on to me. It will cost another $100,000 but will be worth it. "When I have the coat of a tiger, I feel I will have reached my goal in life."

    His fingernails have been crafted into sharp talons while his hands have tattooed markings like a tiger's paws. He says he feels like a tiger. The short back-and-sides he sported at the University of California has been replaced with a long orange mane. He has also swapped his glasses for green contact lenses.

    He holds down a £80,000-a-year computer programming job which enables him to fund the surgery, the Daily Record reports. He admitted: "Of course people stare at me when I walk down the street but that's the effect I desire. For so long I have equated myself with the tiger that I decided to change myself into one. It's the real me. So many men cross-dress without their partners knowing, or dress up and play cowboys or Civil War soldiers at weekends. Me, I'm a tiger all the time and I love it. I had my first tattoos done 20 years ago around my eyes and now my whole body is one pastiche of stripes and shading. I am really proud of it all."

    Source: Ananova Thursday 2nd August 2001
     
  7. Gordon friggin' Bennet!

    Hope his missus has 'Enter the Dragon' tatooed around her minge, eh!

    Surely it's bolox - wouldn't you have to stay erect? A nice tickly paintbrush would keep it up - but needles - in your bellend - Aaaagh!
     
  8. Thats one ugly fcuker with or without the tattoos