Sent this by the wife this morning

ugly

LE
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#1


An eminently suitable reply in my mind!!!! :wink:
 

ugly

LE
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#4
You'll have to wait till hometime then!
 

ugly

LE
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#6
You know sometimes I wish, but then other times little things like this cheer me up!
 
#8
why can't you be honest anymore ????
 
#11
Okay that was funny! :D
 
#12
smudge67 said:
I can't see it. What is it?
I can't see it either. My mind is making up all sorts of things now as to what it could be..........

...........Scantily clad ladies covered in gun oil?
 
#13
General Melchett said:
smudge67 said:
I can't see it. What is it?
I can't see it either. My mind is making up all sorts of things now as to what it could be..........

...........Scantily clad ladies covered in gun oil?
We can but hope!
 
#14
For those unable to see, it's a letter from a dating agency, text as below:

eHarmony said:
Sorry,

Your application to join our match-making service has been rejected.

You failed question # 14: 'What do you like most in a woman?'

'My Dick' was not an acceptable answer.
I sniggered!
 
#15
An email from 'eHarmony'

Sorry.
Your application to join our match-making service has been rejected.
You failed question #14. "What do you like most in a woman"?
'My Dick' was not an acceptable answer.

Bugger. Beaten by Dozy Bint.
Actually that sounds like it would be quite nice... :twisted:
 
#17
Heard this over a PRR net on my last Bn live fire attack.

Unfortunetly I was passing the CO/RSM et al when the punch line was delivered. They hadn't heard it and couldnt understand what we were all laughing at
 
#19
deleted for being a mong
 
#20
DozyBint said:
For those unable to see, it's a letter from a dating agency, text as below:

eHarmony said:
Sorry,

Your application to join our match-making service has been rejected.

You failed question # 14: 'What do you like most in a woman?'

'My Dick' was not an acceptable answer.
I sniggered!
You little tinker, you! :wink:
 

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