Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by ugly, Jan 23, 2009.
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An eminently suitable reply in my mind!!!!
Tell her not to send you anything I cannot see on DII!
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You'll have to wait till hometime then!
I thought it was going to be a divorce petition!
You know sometimes I wish, but then other times little things like this cheer me up!
HeHe! Cheers Ugly, that's put a smile on my face!
thats what a smile looks like, for those that don't know!!
why can't you be honest anymore ????
I can't see it. What is it?
I can't see either what is it please?
Okay that was funny!
I can't see it either. My mind is making up all sorts of things now as to what it could be..........
...........Scantily clad ladies covered in gun oil?
We can but hope!
For those unable to see, it's a letter from a dating agency, text as below:
An email from 'eHarmony'
Your application to join our match-making service has been rejected.
You failed question #14. "What do you like most in a woman"?
'My Dick' was not an acceptable answer.
Bugger. Beaten by Dozy Bint.
Actually that sounds like it would be quite nice...
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