Sent this by the wife this morning

ugly

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An eminently suitable reply in my mind!!!! :wink:
 

ugly

LE
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You'll have to wait till hometime then!
 

ugly

LE
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You know sometimes I wish, but then other times little things like this cheer me up!
 
why can't you be honest anymore ????
 
Okay that was funny! :D
 
smudge67 said:
I can't see it. What is it?
I can't see it either. My mind is making up all sorts of things now as to what it could be..........

...........Scantily clad ladies covered in gun oil?
 
General Melchett said:
smudge67 said:
I can't see it. What is it?
I can't see it either. My mind is making up all sorts of things now as to what it could be..........

...........Scantily clad ladies covered in gun oil?
We can but hope!
 
For those unable to see, it's a letter from a dating agency, text as below:

eHarmony said:
Sorry,

Your application to join our match-making service has been rejected.

You failed question # 14: 'What do you like most in a woman?'

'My Dick' was not an acceptable answer.
I sniggered!
 
An email from 'eHarmony'

Sorry.
Your application to join our match-making service has been rejected.
You failed question #14. "What do you like most in a woman"?
'My Dick' was not an acceptable answer.

Bugger. Beaten by Dozy Bint.
Actually that sounds like it would be quite nice... :twisted:
 
Heard this over a PRR net on my last Bn live fire attack.

Unfortunetly I was passing the CO/RSM et al when the punch line was delivered. They hadn't heard it and couldnt understand what we were all laughing at
 
deleted for being a mong
 
DozyBint said:
For those unable to see, it's a letter from a dating agency, text as below:

eHarmony said:
Sorry,

Your application to join our match-making service has been rejected.

You failed question # 14: 'What do you like most in a woman?'

'My Dick' was not an acceptable answer.
I sniggered!
You little tinker, you! :wink:
 

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