........so reads a headline in todays Times. Nice one Warrant Officer Jinder Moore, 40, with 21 years' exemplary service. Presumably you only got to where you are now because you are a female sikh - or am I being a wee bit cynical? Shut the f*ck up and get a decent days work done. You've already been paid shed loads of undeserved cash for time off whilst having two children. Wouldn't it be nice if male soldiers got paid leave everytime a sprog was born - most can't even get home for the happy event. HAPPY POSTSCRIPT: On the opposite page is a cracking photo of Jamie L-P the new minder for Mrs Puking-Bowels future step children....captions on a post card please!