Senior police person orders staff to monitor Wikipedia!!!

#3
Not to worry, he's probably got his "Staff Officer", normally an Inspector, AKA bootlick to do it for him between carrying the hats and bags. They're normally useless brown nosers on the career ladder anyway.
 
#4
He seems to have delusions of grandeur.

Does anyone care about his achievements?
 
#5
I do. :D
 
#6
Might put my own wiki up, and then get one of the lads to watch it.

Errr, hang about. They'd probably put all my beer drinking escapades in.
 
#7
Now to write something about this man that's not slanderous.

He managed to alienate his entire workforce under the rank of inspector in one day. Its a matter of towing the party line for promotion. Under no circumstances must you disagree with the senior miss management team.

I work for West Yorkshire Police and don't know anybody under the rank of Inspector that would p!ss on him if he was on fire.

He's enforcing a new style of policing called lets hoodwink the public and I want a peerage and Blair's job in the met.

West York's Police has the lowest crime figures, highest detection rate and lowest sickness in years. This megalomaniac says we got it all wrong and is bringing in his view for the future. Which everybody in the job (who's visited the planet earth) knows its not going to work.

Its going to cost an extra £350,000 in my division alone who going to pay for that. You are my friends, your council tax will go up again.

Some of the changes have already been implemented and morale is at an all time low. Its very difficult for the Patrol Sgt's I do honestly feel sorry for them.

He just another clueless politician in a police uniform.

Well writing this will evidently get me arrested for computer misuse and have my house turned over by profession standards aka discipline and complaints. That's what normally happens if you try and tip over the apple cart.

By the way the current minimum fitness standard for a new Bobby is 4.3 on the bleep test. You want to see the fat fcuker's that are going through training school.

How can they get respect from Joe public if they look like Bella Emberg.

Is this me being a disgruntled old twat or what.
 
#8
Very eloquently put PM9. Fortunately (for some) the wiki is like a red rag to a bull and it's a great way of showing these useless cnuts up for what they are. You would have thought that the man had more sense. After all, he's been in long enough. :roll:
 
#9
BuckFelize said:
Very eloquently put PM9. Fortunately (for some) the wiki is like a red rag to a bull and it's a great way of showing these useless cnuts up for what they are. You would have thought that the man had more sense. After all, he's been in long enough. :roll:
"More sense" - he's a senior police officer, for God's sake! 8O

It's like expecting a politician to be honest... :roll:
 
#11
W.Anchor said:
He must think he is an MP
Papamike said he was an incompetant buffoon (a pre requisite for most senior police officers) not blatantly corrupt.

With his name linked to the Met post he must have delusions of grandure
 
#12
papamike_9 said:
Now to write something about this man that's not slanderous.

He managed to alienate his entire workforce under the rank of inspector in one day. Its a matter of towing the party line for promotion. Under no circumstances must you disagree with the senior miss management team.

I work for West Yorkshire Police and don't know anybody under the rank of Inspector that would p!ss on him if he was on fire.

He's enforcing a new style of policing called lets hoodwink the public and I want a peerage and Blair's job in the met.

West York's Police has the lowest crime figures, highest detection rate and lowest sickness in years. This megalomaniac says we got it all wrong and is bringing in his view for the future. Which everybody in the job (who's visited the planet earth) knows its not going to work.

Its going to cost an extra £350,000 in my division alone who going to pay for that. You are my friends, your council tax will go up again.

Some of the changes have already been implemented and morale is at an all time low. Its very difficult for the Patrol Sgt's I do honestly feel sorry for them.

He just another clueless politician in a police uniform.

Well writing this will evidently get me arrested for computer misuse and have my house turned over by profession standards aka discipline and complaints. That's what normally happens if you try and tip over the apple cart.

By the way the current minimum fitness standard for a new Bobby is 4.3 on the bleep test. You want to see the fat fcuker's that are going through training school.

How can they get respect from Joe public if they look like Bella Emberg.

Is this me being a disgruntled old t**t or what.
Why don't you create your own Wiki article entitled "Norman Bettison uncovered"?
 
#15
Outstanding work, M'Lord Flashy! :D :lol:
 
#16
According to the Wikipedia,he 'retired' from the police and ended up running an 'agency' called Centrex.He was then 'asked' to come back to the police and disputed the fact that he should have a police pension AND be re-employed by the police.Nice work if you can get it.It reminds me of the CC of Sussex,sacked by Blunkett and then found a job as the first boss of the SIA!!
 
#17
The fella is a complete tw@t, he totally fcuked up Merseyside when he was there. P1ssed evryone off, screwed up all the areas , made a half arrsed attempt at introducing neighbourhood policing, implemented it without any resources available hence it nearly collapsed????
Shaved his tache of when he found out all the bobbies had given him the nickname 'freddy mercury'.
Was booed and jeered when he appeared at the Merseyside Police Fed annual meeting.
Decimated the OSD, the forces riot squad/crime squad, because he didn't like the way they were sent into areas to clear up any problems.... :x
Screwed up the Traffic Department, so the force was left with a virtual skeleton traffic department, so no proper enforcement or response for accidents.(this has now been changed and the traffic Dept. is getting back up to strength, but at what cost????).
Then when he wasn't arrse licking the local scouse gliteratti he was bleating on about 'my mum'.
Pluse hes the only boss I know that didn't have one police type photo or memoribilia in his office, just a 'sad' faded photo of a morgan sports car. Says a lot really, like he aint really a copper..... :roll:
So then he kn0bbed off to Centrex, now called NPIA and by all accounts nearly screwed that up as well. Cnut...............
 
#18
yamkwak said:
The fella is a complete tw@t, he totally fcuked up Merseyside when he was there. P1ssed evryone off, screwed up all the areas , made a half arrsed attempt at introducing neighbourhood policing, implemented it without any resources available hence it nearly collapsed????
Shaved his tache of when he found out all the bobbies had given him the nickname 'freddy mercury'.
Was booed and jeered when he appeared at the Merseyside Police Fed annual meeting.
Decimated the OSD, the forces riot squad/crime squad, because he didn't like the way they were sent into areas to clear up any problems.... :x
Screwed up the Traffic Department, so the force was left with a virtual skeleton traffic department, so no proper enforcement or response for accidents.(this has now been changed and the traffic Dept. is getting back up to strength, but at what cost????).
Then when he wasn't arrse licking the local scouse gliteratti he was bleating on about 'my mum'.
Pluse hes the only boss I know that didn't have one police type photo or memoribilia in his office, just a 'sad' faded photo of a morgan sports car. Says a lot really, like he aint really a copper..... :roll:
So then he kn0bbed off to Centrex, now called NPIA and by all accounts nearly screwed that up as well. Cnut...............
A riot/crime squad sent into areas to clear up problems? We can't have that! :roll:
 
#19
FrankCastle said:
yamkwak said:
The fella is a complete tw@t, he totally fcuked up Merseyside when he was there. P1ssed evryone off, screwed up all the areas , made a half arrsed attempt at introducing neighbourhood policing, implemented it without any resources available hence it nearly collapsed????
Shaved his tache of when he found out all the bobbies had given him the nickname 'freddy mercury'.
Was booed and jeered when he appeared at the Merseyside Police Fed annual meeting.
Decimated the OSD, the forces riot squad/crime squad, because he didn't like the way they were sent into areas to clear up any problems.... :x
Screwed up the Traffic Department, so the force was left with a virtual skeleton traffic department, so no proper enforcement or response for accidents.(this has now been changed and the traffic Dept. is getting back up to strength, but at what cost????).
Then when he wasn't arrse licking the local scouse gliteratti he was bleating on about 'my mum'.
Pluse hes the only boss I know that didn't have one police type photo or memoribilia in his office, just a 'sad' faded photo of a morgan sports car. Says a lot really, like he aint really a copper..... :roll:
So then he kn0bbed off to Centrex, now called NPIA and by all accounts nearly screwed that up as well. Cnut...............
A riot/crime squad sent into areas to clear up problems? We can't have that! :roll:
You said it mate, I listened to him when he was on the local BBC radio phone in show, Roger Phillips and a fella phoned up asking what had happened to the OSD as where he lived he knew all the scum/scallies were sh1t scared of them and since they had been decimated the scum were laughing there heads off!!!!!!!!!! His reply.....'I DONT WANT ANYONE TO BE SCARED OF MY OFFICERS'...Fcukin nearly spat my tea all over the desk!!!!!!!!!!! he didn't want criminals to be scared of cops...WTF... :x :x
 

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