You know the thing- in headquarter buildings everywhere- cheesy picture of the Man sitting at his desk with a one sider on his career so far. Now the thing they all have in common is that the last paragraph is always on their hobbies and interests and it's always used to try and show a bit of humour or an esoteric streak or what have you. some are quite funny: "Brig XXX hunts, shoots or fishes anything that crawls, flies or swims". Some are a bit odd- there's one in 1 Div that describes the Brog's father's wartime heroics in some detail before starting on the Brig. One I once saw was a gleaming bit of social climbing: " XXX is married to A*****, daughter of Her Majesty's Ambassador to XXX" ooh-ooh-ooh aren't we posh! Are there any others examples of wit or any that would be right in Private Eye's Pseuds Corner out there?