Sending Flowers to loved ones back home (Merseyside Area)

#1
Hi, my name is Jo and I am a self employed qualified florist working from home in Maghull, Liverpool

I was wondering if you guys had anything set up there to send flowers home to your loved ones or do you spend a fortune with Interflora?

I can design and deliver your order anywhere in the Merseyside area and guarantee to beat Interflora prices.
Payment can be made by PayPal

If you think this is a service you would like to use please contact me for details at joannewildman@hotmail.com
You can visit my facebook page to see some of my Wedding work
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Wedding-Flowers-By-Joanne/118141088271733

If you have any problems with above link search Wedding Flowers By Joanne (Merseyside) on Facebook

Thank you and keep safe
Jo x
 
#3
Hi Joanne,

Welcome to Arrse, I think you are barking up the wrong tree.

Not because you haven't got a good idea but ladies from Liverpool (Ladies being a lie) don't appreciate flowers.

You could do a greggs delivery service, a duty solicitor free phone number or a thieves hand warmer, they would go down a treat.

Failing that a handgun to shoot a small child or a wrap of anything class A
 
#4
Joanne.

Ladies?

Liverpool?

Now there's two words I never thought would be connected in the same sentence.
 
#5
Jarrod - If you have any girlfriends in the special hospital i'd happily walk round there and give your best to them!!:nod:

Porridge - Your picture says it all!! Suits you Sir!!:eye:

I take it that you think it's a non starter!! :)
 
#8
Could you please send some Mums around to those nice Bulger people? They look like they could use a lift. Thanks Jo, you're a dear
 
#9
Buzz You've hit the nail on the head!! Cemetery is my supplier!! well done you
Seriously am i wasting my time and will just get loads of scouse jokes and no orders??:nod:
 
#10
Which one is you, Joanne? Please tell me you're the brunette with big baps.
 
#12
Let's see your tits then Joanne. If you're serious about drumming up business on here then nudity is the way forward.
 
#13
Come on Joanne.. we can see you are on line.. n case zero_over was too eloquent; we want tit shots. Of you. Or your clientèle, if you are a bit of a gopper.
 
#14
Tits, schmitz. If she's true posh, she'll get off on the naughty aspect of showing her full gape. Pull open that choccy starfish, Jo, and I'll give you some "baby's breath"
 
#15
Yeah come on Jo, show us how posh you really are, let us know when you're "arriving".

Posh part of Liverpool - Oxymoron?
 
#17
Well I'm outraged. I was just about to place a huge order for flowers but your sarcasm has put me off.
 
#18
...next she'll be suggesting arsegrapes and scatsports...really...
 
#19
Nah, we got porn in abundance... we want your norks.
 

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