Semi Gay

#2
Something you want to tell us?

What do you mean by semi-gay?

Gay on select days of the week only, or gay with select parts of your body only or gay by mental process only or gay by association only?

Coo, the list goes on................
 
#3
Even a bit gay is still gay, so no.

You can't "kind of" sodomise someone, and can't suck another bloke's cock "a bit".

No, it's still gay.
 

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#5
You could be a poo-STABber. So you'd only be gay on Wednesdays and weekends.

Hat, thanks, coat, cheers, aaaaaahh my carriage!
 
#10
Bi-curious perhaps? Not sure but want to explore it? Doesn't seem an impossible mindset to have. Use some decent lube though, because it doesn't half sting. I recommend sump oil.
 
#11
I know a TA para officer (regular sigs as well, now that I think about it) who kept saying, "You're only a poof if you take it".

Funny once. Sinister when he keeps saying it, particularly when drink has been taken.
 
#13
jarrod248 said:
If he's curious he's been like it a long time - see his sig block about Austin Champ - if he's driven one of them in the forces he must be about 80!
Takes some people a while to admit it to themselves?

Tubbyboy said:
gobbyidiot said:
I know a TA para officer (regular sigs as well, now that I think about it) who kept saying, "You're only a poof if you take it".
The phrase is actually, "You're only gay if you clench/push back."
Is it not, "You're only gay if you enjoy it?"
 
#14
Tubbyboy said:
gobbyidiot said:
I know a TA para officer (regular sigs as well, now that I think about it) who kept saying, "You're only a poof if you take it".
The phrase is actually, "You're only gay if you clench/push back."
My dad once asked me, with a puzzled look on his face, "Rumpel, is a gay a man who takes it in the ass, or one who gives it?"

He is Greek, though.

My 12yo response: "Fuck off Dad, you poof."
 
#15
Rumpelstiltskin said:
Tubbyboy said:
gobbyidiot said:
I know a TA para officer (regular sigs as well, now that I think about it) who kept saying, "You're only a poof if you take it".
The phrase is actually, "You're only gay if you clench/push back."
My dad once asked me, with a puzzled look on his face, "Rumpel, is a gay a man who takes it in the ass, or one who gives it?"

He is Greek, though.

My 12yo response: "Fuck off Dad, you poof."
As you were doing him hard up the shitter, hence his question?
 
#16
_Artemis_ said:
Rumpelstiltskin said:
Tubbyboy said:
gobbyidiot said:
I know a TA para officer (regular sigs as well, now that I think about it) who kept saying, "You're only a poof if you take it".
The phrase is actually, "You're only gay if you clench/push back."
My dad once asked me, with a puzzled look on his face, "Rumpel, is a gay a man who takes it in the ass, or one who gives it?"

He is Greek, though.

My 12yo response: "Fuck off Dad, you poof."
As you were doing him hard up the shitter, hence his question?
I was actually quite soft due to the raki, so no.
 
#20
Rules and terms of service allow people of questionable sexuality to serve and behave discretely, imagine my shock to discover the lesbein was actually bi,
apart from one or two cuunts who it was funny to be rude in front of her she got her own back when her m8s reported on them to sjt maj who promptly explained to them about respecting others choices.

If you are feeling unsure speak to the padre. However if you get a homophobic jnco who thinks all poofs should burn then just get him alone with your mobile and get him done through the system