Semi Gay

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  1. Can you be 'semi gay'? Not really gay but willing to help them out when they are busy, for example?
  2. Something you want to tell us?

    What do you mean by semi-gay?

    Gay on select days of the week only, or gay with select parts of your body only or gay by mental process only or gay by association only?

    Coo, the list goes on................
  3. Even a bit gay is still gay, so no.

    You can't "kind of" sodomise someone, and can't suck another bloke's cock "a bit".

    No, it's still gay.
  4. terroratthepicnic

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    I suppose, if you trod on a land mine, you could be, lots of bits gay.
  5. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    You could be a poo-STABber. So you'd only be gay on Wednesdays and weekends.

    Hat, thanks, coat, cheers, aaaaaahh my carriage!
  6. A person is one or t'other. gay or straight...
    Why do you ask?
  7. the hole awaits.
  8. I think that's his problem.

  9. there you are driver b jarrod will explore your gay side! 8O
  10. Bi-curious perhaps? Not sure but want to explore it? Doesn't seem an impossible mindset to have. Use some decent lube though, because it doesn't half sting. I recommend sump oil.
  11. I know a TA para officer (regular sigs as well, now that I think about it) who kept saying, "You're only a poof if you take it".

    Funny once. Sinister when he keeps saying it, particularly when drink has been taken.
  12. The phrase is actually, "You're only gay if you clench/push back."
  13. Takes some people a while to admit it to themselves?

    Is it not, "You're only gay if you enjoy it?"
  14. My dad once asked me, with a puzzled look on his face, "Rumpel, is a gay a man who takes it in the ass, or one who gives it?"

    He is Greek, though.

    My 12yo response: "Fuck off Dad, you poof."
  15. As you were doing him hard up the shitter, hence his question?