'Semi-erect' OAP shampooing his genitals on a bus claims he's 'no hardened criminal.

#7
mis carriage of justice , treated as a hardened criminal even though the courts accepted he was semi erect !

Any guess`s as to which Arrser he is ?
 

DieHard

LE
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#9
To your average Bedfordfordshire worzel, the Beds on Sunday paper is merely the usual coverage of murder, mayhem, muggings and the scum's -sorry- L*ton Town FC's results.


To us from the Hertfordshire side of the fence it's pure gold. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Dont get too excited thinking that Hertfordshire has just got one over Bedfordshire.
The shampoo bandit is from Bletchly which is in Buckinghamshire

With regards to what you describe as the scums football results, is that because you are thankfull that watford and luton town wont meet for a long long time? That way you can sit safely at home and take the piss.
Mind you it must be scarey being in watford when luton town play there, it does tend to bring out all the nutters from luton.

I will say the shampoo story made me smile though

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#10
#12
You're awake.


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Since 0347hrs when next door went to work. I'm just wondering why No-Body felt the urge to type my name.
 
#16
"Semi-erect"..." hardened criminal". His member must have stolen a few things in his time.

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#17
When they say 'semi-erect' do they mean that he was half way between standing and sitting?
 

AlienFTM

MIA
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#20
Reminds me of the old joke about the WO2 and the lady of the night.

"Would you like the pleasure of my company."
"Yes why not?"
"Company, by the right ..."
 

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