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Semen..... The medicine to cure all ill?

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It may sound like a statement made by a man with a pregnant wife but according to experts, the best way to cure morning sickness is to perform oral sex.

A psychologist at the University at Albany-SUNY has claimed that women who consume sperm from the male who impregnated them are likely to counteract the common side effect during pregnancy.
Mr Gallup's claims come after the National Center for Biotechnology Information released findings in 2000 that showed there was a connection between oral sex and a diminishing occurrence of preeclampsia, a condition among pregnant women that sparks high blood pressure and protein to the urine.

Dr Gallup also believes that semen has anti-depressive qualities.
Could oral sex be a pregnant woman's best defense against morning sickness? | Mail Online

I've been telling women this for years FFS, now maybe they'll believe me.
 
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MrsBee

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#3
I've had morning sickness it smells even stronger and tastes twice as salty at that time...the psychologist is lying I'd love to see the data on this one, wonder what type of experiment procedures took place....
 
#4
I've had morning sickness it smells even stronger and tastes twice as salty at that time...the psychologist is lying I'd love to see the data on this one, wonder what type of experiment procedures took place....
Well of course it doesn't work straight away sillybilly. Morning, noon and night and you'll be loving the taste in no time.
 
#5
I've had morning sickness it smells even stronger and tastes twice as salty at that time...the psychologist is lying I'd love to see the data on this one, wonder what type of experiment procedures took place....
Well obviously they looked at pictures of pretty birds. Women, they can do one thing that we can't and don't they fucking let us know.
 
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MrsBee

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#7
Well of course it doesn't work straight away sillybilly. Morning, noon and night and you'll be loving the taste in no time.
Or feed your man strawberries/ pineapples... May make t more palatable so I'm told (honest)
 
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I tell them it's good for their complexion too.
That is supposedly true, so facepaint them with your cock and then use your bell end to get your spunk into all the creases.

No doubt Jarrod will be here in a mo telling us he a has a face like a 12 year old choir boy......
 

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