If your thinking of the "drinks like a fish" and hid in the bushes to catch toads not in a squad (also found dry land skiing on lunch times). That was the Screaming Skull Mc****88888, After him came Tam.
Barking mad and awesome one liners though. Not that many people have the balls to about turn a regiment and make em march off the square then back on. Just cos his wrist rank badge fell off as he marched on. Then proceed to try and jail more people in one go than anyone previous.
He succeded and we yhad much fun trying to squeeze into the nick by platoons.
Bring him back I say. RSM's are too soft these days.
It was that pish head marathon runner bloke who put his car in the ditch outside the officers mess one morning when completely hammered. I know, cos i was guard 2ic and had to go sort it out. Then on Mon morning ordered to remove the page from the occurence book by one of his mates.
Can't remember more than Sir, but seem to remember that it was Mac something.