Semantics question

Goatman

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'Yeah, to be fair - I was somewhat skullfúcked at the time .....'

I caught myself about to use this phrase and stopped dead in my tracks. Would they understand?

Question : - is this an Americanism?
Where did you first hear it - and in what context ?

For me it does NOT correspond with pissed/stoned/wasted/drunk or otherwise rendered temporarily incapable of rational thought by one or other stimulant.

It's that state of mental fog when you can't seem to grasp the steps needed to get from A to C via ....damn, place begins with a.....was on the tip of my....wossname....ah b0ll0cks to it....

Just a thought en passant, coat fetched....ah is that my Uber ? Well, how kind....
 
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'Yeah, to be fair - I was somewhat skullfúcked at the time .....'

I caught myself about to use this phrase and stopped dead in my tracks. Would they understand?

Question : - is this an Americanism?
Where did you first hear it - and in what context ?

For me it does NOT correspond with pissed/stoned/wasted/drunk or otherwise rendered temporarily incapable of rational thought by one or other stimulant.

It's that state of mental fog when you can't seem to grasp the steps needed to get from A to C via ....damn, place begins with a.....was on the tip of my....wossname....ah b0ll0cks to it....

Just a thought en passant, coat fetched....ah is that my Uber ? Well, how kind....
Perefectly acceptable. Normally though used in the active: "Do that again and I'll skull feck you!"
 

jarrod248

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'Yeah, to be fair - I was somewhat skullfúcked at the time .....'

I caught myself about to use this phrase and stopped dead in my tracks. Would they understand?

Question : - is this an Americanism?
Where did you first hear it - and in what context ?

For me it does NOT correspond with pissed/stoned/wasted/drunk or otherwise rendered temporarily incapable of rational thought by one or other stimulant.

It's that state of mental fog when you can't seem to grasp the steps needed to get from A to C via ....damn, place begins with a.....was on the tip of my....wossname....ah b0ll0cks to it....

Just a thought en passant, coat fetched....ah is that my Uber ? Well, how kind....
You’re drunk and your hovel smells of piss and boiled cabbage.
 
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You’re drunk and your hovel smells of piss and boiled cabbage.

I think you're drunk too and your house reeks of pipe tobacco, drying dna and old carpets with dubious stainage.
I'm led to believe there's a smell of twiglets too. Possibly hoarding a ginger?

:)
 

jarrod248

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I think you're drunk too and your house reeks of pipe tobacco, drying dna and old carpets with dubious stainage.
I'm led to believe there's a smell of twiglets too. Possibly hoarding a ginger?

:)
It had skin cancer and still makes the bed stink of vinegar.
 

Fang_Farrier

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Book Reviewer
'Yeah, to be fair - I was somewhat skullfúcked at the time .....'

I caught myself about to use this phrase and stopped dead in my tracks. Would they understand?

Question : - is this an Americanism?
Where did you first hear it - and in what context ?

For me it does NOT correspond with pissed/stoned/wasted/drunk or otherwise rendered temporarily incapable of rational thought by one or other stimulant.

It's that state of mental fog when you can't seem to grasp the steps needed to get from A to C via ....damn, place begins with a.....was on the tip of my....wossname....ah b0ll0cks to it....

Just a thought en passant, coat fetched....ah is that my Uber ? Well, how kind....
**** off.
 

Goatman

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Book Reviewer
You’re drunk and your hovel smells of piss and boiled cabbage.
The first may have been correct - but nah I loathe cabbage....null pointes.
 
Urban dictionary is your friend. Leaving aside the dreary obvious, it normally means confused to the point of pyschological pain or very, very high on something hallucinogenic.

In your case, it was just the old age (Alzheimers?) kicking in.

You still owe me that £10 by the way. Size 10 please.
 

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